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Moose
06-22-2011, 07:38 PM
I just got bit by a spider.. A big spider, it hurts.....
Spiders suck discuss.
Dracophile
06-22-2011, 07:52 PM
Try jerking off and see if you jizz spider webs.





Also great power and responsibility etc.
Moose
06-22-2011, 07:57 PM
Thanks for the support and remember..
Everybody gets one.
Jaaaack
06-22-2011, 08:29 PM
No, but you will become a superior human being.
Kani
06-23-2011, 12:26 AM
Tame the spider.
Teach it math.
Accompany her (females :3) through highschool.
Through college.
Help her find her first job.
Find her the perfect mate.
Watch them webfuck.
Watch her eating her mate.
Jizz.
Watch while she becomes a world-top manager in the marketing area.
Share her success.
Stomp that bitch.

That'll teach her.
Moose
06-23-2011, 01:48 AM
Tame the spider.
Teach it math.
Accompany her (females :3) through highschool.
Through college.
Help her find her first job.
Find her the perfect mate.
Watch them webfuck.
Watch her eating her mate.
Jizz.
Watch while she becomes a world-top manager in the marketing area.
Share her success.
Stomp that bitch.

That'll teach her.

This would've been perfect. Unfortunately I crushed her with a shoe shortly after the bite took place.
maitias
06-23-2011, 01:59 AM
How do you guys know it's a girl.

Moose likes spider porn. Calling it now.
Link
06-23-2011, 04:30 AM
No, you are not okay. You will die in seven days. The only way to prevent this is to successfully mate with the queen spider.
Ausbro
06-23-2011, 08:55 AM
No, you are not okay. You will die in seven days. The only way to prevent this is to successfully mate with the queen spider.

Stop it, boner.
MaDsEaSoN
07-04-2011, 11:48 PM
Sucks for you.
Bizor
07-05-2011, 12:18 AM
http://i.imgur.com/AGNcQ.jpg
Jch789
07-05-2011, 03:29 AM
http://i.imgur.com/AGNcQ.jpg

If you made it a little wider that would be a great signature
Tolni
07-05-2011, 09:55 AM
It's infective. We have to lock you up.

Otherwise..NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE.
Dialgaz
07-05-2011, 07:46 PM
It could become a mass outbreak! :P
Mikoto
07-09-2011, 10:22 AM
'Sup, Spiderman Junior.
scOotZ™
07-12-2011, 02:24 AM
Try jerking off and see if you jizz spider webs.


what do I do if a mosquito bites me? or a bee / wasp stings me?
Delta 9
07-12-2011, 05:18 AM
Yes
WANTED PENGUIN!
07-12-2011, 11:30 PM
pee on it then lay with its wife to show it that you are the dominant one.
Funky Tiger
07-15-2011, 03:14 PM
you become lamespider

i mean spiderman