Holiday mishaps

[Liva148]

Anything go wrong this year or anything go wrong in years past?

We always have the age-old time my cat peed in the baby Jesus manger. This year our dog broke the head off of the shepherd in the nativity scene.

[Dracophile]

I tend to play a prank on somebody in my family every single year. This was the only year where things got a little out of hand.

My youngest brother has a friend down the street he spends all his time with (we'll call him Sam). See, my brother got Sam some Nintendo DS stuff for Christmas this year. I was under the assumption that Sam had gotten something for my brother (I did not bother to check the presents).

So when I was out getting things I saw a $1 box of Fruit Roll-ups and I decided to get it for the kids to share, because everyone loves Fruit Roll-ups. When I started wrapping gifts I saw that on a gift bag (we reuse sometimes) there was a tag leftover from last year that was addressed to my younger brother from Sam.

I totally decided it would be funny to take this sticker off and put it on the Fruit Roll-ups, that way my brother would be all "hey thanks for the __________ and the Fruit Rollups", and Sam would be all "what the fuck was that about Fruit Rollups?"

Here's the problem. It turns out Sam didn't get my brother anything for Christmas at all, so when he opened the gifts all he literally got from "Sam" was a box of Fruit Rollups. At first he thought it was just used as a gift box, but when he opened it he dumped out 4 Fruit Rollups. I started laughing my ass off when he opened it, but as it turns out our mother got pissed off mostly because a box of crappy sugar snacks isn't a good gift idea.

So I let things stew for a while and made jokes about it. Then I decided to come out and say "LOL U BEN TROLL'D". That didn't make it better, because now it was revealed Sam didn't get my brother anything at all. The Fruit Rollups were "something better than nothing at all".


Yeah. They are materialistic.

[Kailey]

I tend to play a prank on somebody in my family every single year. This was the only year where things got a little out of hand.

My youngest brother has a friend down the street he spends all his time with (we'll call him Sam). See, my brother got Sam some Nintendo DS stuff for Christmas this year. I was under the assumption that Sam had gotten something for my brother (I did not bother to check the presents).

So when I was out getting things I saw a $1 box of Fruit Roll-ups and I decided to get it for the kids to share, because everyone loves Fruit Roll-ups. When I started wrapping gifts I saw that on a gift bag (we reuse sometimes) there was a tag leftover from last year that was addressed to my younger brother from Sam.

I totally decided it would be funny to take this sticker off and put it on the Fruit Roll-ups, that way my brother would be all "hey thanks for the __________ and the Fruit Rollups", and Sam would be all "what the fuck was that about Fruit Rollups?"

Here's the problem. It turns out Sam didn't get my brother anything for Christmas at all, so when he opened the gifts all he literally got from "Sam" was a box of Fruit Rollups. At first he thought it was just used as a gift box, but when he opened it he dumped out 4 Fruit Rollups. I started laughing my ass off when he opened it, but as it turns out our mother got pissed off mostly because a box of crappy sugar snacks isn't a good gift idea.

So I let things stew for a while and made jokes about it. Then I decided to come out and say "LOL U BEN TROLL'D". That didn't make it better, because now it was revealed Sam didn't get my brother anything at all. The Fruit Rollups were "something better than nothing at all".


Yeah. They are materialistic.

My mom is giving me strange looks for laughing so hard at this omg

[A Bag of Crackers]

Well, this year I got a pretty bitchin' present for my best friend. A Nintendo DS case, some styli, and a used copy of Drawn to Life from the local Game Crazy.

Come time for gift exchangin' and all that jazz, I opened a gift from the aforementioned friend and it was just four fruit roll-ups. I thought to myself, "what the hell is this?" I knew better than to say that though so I thanked him for it, but my mom was 'spergin at this point, talking about how bad of a gift idea that was and everything. Then my brother came out and said it was his joke all along, and my mom was more pissed about how my friend didn't gift me anything when I got him all that cool stuff.

Whatever though. The roll-ups were delicious.

[Josh 443]

In my stocking I got a pen that could be used as a dildo.

Not really a mishap, but I cried before bed, because I really can't use any of the gifts I got.

[WANTED PENGUIN!]

MY DAD DIDN'T GET A TREE

In my stocking I got ... dildo.

I cried before bed

are these two related

[Moose]

I learned that if a can of Pillsburry french bread gets warm it will explode.

[Josh 443]

In my stocking I got a pen that could be used as a dildo.

Not really a mishap, but I cried before bed, because I really can't use any of the gifts I got.





are these two related

the ink made my anus sting! no, no, nope. those things are in no way related. sorry for the confusion.

[Link]

I got an electric shaver. I tried it xmas morning and ended up with tiny cuts all over my neck/chin. Woke up today with a bunch of pimples there because the shaver shaved against the grain of my hair.

[Ausbro]

I discovered that my two year old cat has the magical ability to pull down every fucking bauble on our tree.

Even the ones right up top.

[John]

I discovered that my woman is pregnant.

SHIT HAPPENS

[Tolni]

I discovered that my woman is pregnant.

SHIT HAPPENS

Can't tell if serious or just trolling.

[Funky Tiger]

I discovered that my woman is pregnant.

SHIT HAPPENS

no latex?

[John]

no latex?
Didn't bother.

[Dialgaz]

I discovered that my woman is pregnant.

SHIT HAPPENS

Mistakes were made?

[iWaddle]

John got feisty under that mistletoe