View Full Version : fiskers and i are going to go see the xmen movie tomorrow
Dracophile
05-03-2009, 08:49 AM
we are
Dracophile
05-03-2009, 08:53 AM
ps: i am paying for popcorn :cool:
ps: i am paying for popcorn :cool:
kool can i get sum 2 pl0x.
goose
05-03-2009, 08:56 AM
Ill be doing that as well. But not with Draco. Im to fowl for him, I guess.
Dracophile
05-03-2009, 08:58 AM
gooses is a featherbutt
edit: this date is furries only
gooses is a featherbutt
edit: this date is furries only
:( but i so wanted to eat popcorn -_-
Pen Rua
05-03-2009, 09:18 AM
bring condoms. it gets dark in a cinema.
bring condoms. it gets dark in a cinema.
i say bring the whole pharmacy
Dragonfire93
05-03-2009, 09:52 AM
No, I say go on a raid and brin anything medical within 200 metres of your home. THEN go ot the pharmacy. :cool: So, can I come? That would be cool. :D And I'd bring mah lahzor to zap people's heads who are blocking the screen. ;)
ricka and i are going to see xmen movie tommorow too :3
Nickypenny
05-03-2009, 12:45 PM
Nice what are you going to do after. :dog: :ohyeah:
Pen Rua
05-03-2009, 12:51 PM
bring condoms. it gets dark in a cinema.
wait. fiskers is afraid of condoms.
Nickypenny
05-03-2009, 12:52 PM
wait. fiskers is afraid of condoms.
No she just likes it better without them.
No she just likes it better without them.
reminder: Fisker is an admin here= Supreme power.
:ohyeah:
Chosen
05-03-2009, 02:20 PM
wolverine dies :3
wolverine dies :3
Fail. wolverine can't die. At least not in this movie.
Chosen
05-03-2009, 02:24 PM
Fail. wolverine can't die. At least not in this movie.
DUDE YOU JUST RUINED THE ENDING
you suck
DUDE YOU JUST RUINED THE ENDING
you suck
thx, u suck too :3
Nickypenny
05-03-2009, 02:57 PM
reminder: Fisker is an admin here= Supreme power.
:ohyeah:
Jk Fiskers :rapeface:
Walnut
05-03-2009, 03:41 PM
alert: wolverine gets women heated up
he is secksnugget.
Basketcase1
05-03-2009, 03:45 PM
Draco, can I come? :blush:
Free condoms from me if I get to come, so you don't have to buy your own. :ohyeah:
this was really important for me to know seriously
go have some fun at the movies :heh::awesome:
Samwesty999
05-03-2009, 04:20 PM
bring condoms. it gets dark in a cinema.
Can reptiles even catch STDs? :huh:
Chargers
05-03-2009, 04:39 PM
Tell me in full detail what you guys are going to do after. giggidy giggidy. :ohyeah:
Basketcase1
05-03-2009, 05:04 PM
Tell me in full detail what you guys are going to do after. giggidy giggidy. :ohyeah:
I'll be joining them. Even if they don't know it. :fap:
Dracophile
05-03-2009, 06:19 PM
Can reptiles even catch STDs? :huh:
gatoraids .
Captain Fiskers
05-03-2009, 06:39 PM
it's going to be good because it has gambit in it and he likes little ol' grannie stew.
iWaddle
05-03-2009, 07:23 PM
dont forget to butter the popcorn :fap:
Chosen
05-03-2009, 07:29 PM
i'm going to watch it right now on the interwebs and ruin it for you :dog:
dont forget to butter the popcorn :fap:
OH MY FUCKING GOD THATS DISGUSTING D;
Walnut
05-03-2009, 07:50 PM
dont forget to butter the popcorn :fap:
I hope they put you in an asylum.
dont forget to butter the popcorn :fap:
Experience talks, people. :rolleyes:
Walnut
05-03-2009, 08:41 PM
Experience talks, people. :rolleyes:
I'm never letting him work in my cinema.
I'm never letting him work in my cinema.
You have a cinema? O__O
_________________ |__|
Dracophile
05-03-2009, 11:27 PM
Tell me in full detail what you guys are going to do after. giggidy giggidy. :ohyeah:
okay well now that we are back from the movie i am going to give you every single dirty naughty detail about what we did
okay, so first the movie was over. we started breathing and stuff. the cleaning crew for the theaters came in. i knew one of them, i said hi to him. i call him mini mall because his last name is montgomery. we stood up, still breathing, and then started walking towards the door. i stepped on my right foot, then my left, and then we eventually got to the door. they were already open because they have stops on them. i said bye to the manager behind the counter because i knew her. she was a pretty asshole manager when i worked there but i was being friendly. we were still breathing. we went outside, but we had to push those doors because they didnt have stops on them. we went down the stairs and fiskers said hi to people she knew from school. i got my keys out of my pocket with my left hand and then pressed the unlock button. the taillights blinked on my truck and then we walked towards it and got in. then i put the key in the ignition and fiskers commented that it would be funny to hear batman (christian bale) sing karaoke of "the impression that i get" by the mighty mighty bosstones. it was funny. we were breathing the whole time. i turned the key in the ignition and then depressed the brake so i could put the truck into drive. we left the movie theater. i drove across the parking lot, turned right to go onto the road, then stopped a light and turned left. we passed up the old walmart. then we passed up gamestop, i said jake was working there because his purple car was outside. he's not gay. im pretty sure. then i turned right and we parked at subway. we went inside and waited behind three asian women. i didn't pay attention to what they ordered but fiskers did, we were still breathing. fiskers ordered first, she wanted a sweet onion chicken teriyaki six inch on italian herbs and cheese with provolone bread and had it toasted. she asked for pickles and black olives on her sandwich with sweet onion sauce. i ordered the #3 combo, the spicy italian on wheat and i didn't want it toasted. i had provolone cheese as well and for toppings i put lettuce tomato olives pickles onion and spinach. my doctor said i should do that more often. fiskers paid for her meal and wanted soup for $1 more. the guy behind the register didnt hear her the first two times. her total was $7.58. i paid for my combo, it was $5.41. the asshole didnt give me my chips so i just took some without telling him. fiskers got a dr pepper without any ice and no lid to drink, i dont know why she always does that. shes gonna spill it someday and i will laugh. unless it spills on me, then ill be angry because i will have dr pepper peed in my pants. i got raspberry tea with ice and a lid because i am civilized. we sat down and ate and fiskers expressed her disdain for a fursuit maker that she would like to meet and subsequently punch in the face mid sentence during a conversation with her. she would then stare at her right in the eyes long enough for register the event and then walk away without saying a word. then she told me about the times she kicked peoples asses in school and it was pretty cool. we laughed, also breathed. we went to walmart, the new one not the old one, because she wanted to buy some craft supplies and a batman mask that they didnt have. she got a big bag of polyfil, a sketchpad, some xacto blades, and sculpey that she didnt end up buying because it cost too much. we ran into someone i went to school with and we couldnt get away, we talked forever. like an hour. he informed me about how people i used to work with in film paid $500 for blowjobs and stuff. i wasnt enthused to hear about it. fiskers started playing with glitter craft paint and spilled it. i made an edward cullen cum joke and it was pretty goddamn funny. then we looked at games and fiskers said she wanted the bioshock limited edition xbox 360 game, i told her i had the original one and that was good enough. we got some candy at walmart too, i got sour skittles but was pissed that they discontinued watermelon and apple. we decided to compare it to pissing off hitler and killing jews. fiskers is a jew but she laughed anyways. she got sweettarts. then we paid for all of our stuff and we went outside. i left through the entrance door because it makes fiskers upset, its funny. she only goes out the exit door. we walked by the sprinklers and fiskers enlightened me that thats the way edward cullen jizzes because he has a narrow ureter. ill take her word for it. i unlocked the truck again and as we got in i expressed my own disdain for talking to people for an hour in a supermarket. we left and passed up the gamestop again and i mentioned jakes purple car for the second time. then we came back to my place and watched will ferrell videos on funnyordie.com. then fiskers wanted to know how gatoraids was doing so i logged on and we decided to read my pm's and friend requests. then we came to worst forum ever to check on this thread and here i am posting this message we typed this message for 16 minutes and 32 seconds. she's sitting behind me. we're still breathing.
we're dirty dirty furries arent we :heh:
Nickypenny
05-03-2009, 11:31 PM
okay well now that we are back from the movie i am going to give you every single dirty naughty detail about what we did
okay, so first the movie was over. we started breathing and stuff. the cleaning crew for the theaters came in. i knew one of them, i said hi to him. i call him mini mall because his last name is montgomery. we stood up, still breathing, and then started walking towards the door. i stepped on my right foot, then my left, and then we eventually got to the door. they were already open because they have stops on them. i said bye to the manager behind the counter because i knew her. she was a pretty asshole manager when i worked there but i was being friendly. we were still breathing. we went outside, but we had to push those doors because they didnt have stops on them. we went down the stairs and fiskers said hi to people she knew from school. i got my keys out of my pocket with my left hand and then pressed the unlock button. the taillights blinked on my truck and then we walked towards it and got in. then i put the key in the ignition and fiskers commented that it would be funny to hear batman (christian bale) sing karaoke of "the impression that i get" by the mighty mighty bosstones. it was funny. we were breathing the whole time. i turned the key in the ignition and then depressed the brake so i could put the truck into drive. we left the movie theater. i drove across the parking lot, turned right to go onto the road, then stopped a light and turned left. we passed up the old walmart. then we passed up gamestop, i said jake was working there because his purple car was outside. he's not gay. im pretty sure. then i turned right and we parked at subway. we went inside and waited behind three asian women. i didn't pay attention to what they ordered but fiskers did, we were still breathing. fiskers ordered first, she wanted a sweet onion chicken teriyaki six inch on italian herbs and cheese with provolone bread and had it toasted. she asked for pickles and black olives on her sandwich with sweet onion sauce. i ordered the #3 combo, the spicy italian on wheat and i didn't want it toasted. i had provolone cheese as well and for toppings i put lettuce tomato olives pickles onion and spinach. my doctor said i should do that more often. fiskers paid for her meal and wanted soup for $1 more. the guy behind the register didnt hear her the first two times. her total was $7.58. i paid for my combo, it was $5.41. the asshole didnt give me my chips so i just took some without telling him. fiskers got a dr pepper without any ice and no lid to drink, i dont know why she always does that. shes gonna spill it someday and i will laugh. unless it spills on me, then ill be angry because i will have dr pepper peed in my pants. i got raspberry tea with ice and a lid because i am civilized. we sat down and ate and fiskers expressed her disdain for a fursuit maker that she would like to meet and subsequently punch in the face mid sentence during a conversation with her. she would then stare at her right in the eyes long enough for register the event and then walk away without saying a word. then she told me about the times she kicked peoples asses in school and it was pretty cool. we laughed, also breathed. we went to walmart, the new one not the old one, because she wanted to buy some craft supplies and a batman mask that they didnt have. she got a big bag of polyfil, a sketchpad, some xacto blades, and sculpey that she didnt end up buying because it cost too much. we ran into someone i went to school with and we couldnt get away, we talked forever. like an hour. he informed me about how people i used to work with in film paid $500 for blowjobs and stuff. i wasnt enthused to hear about it. fiskers started playing with glitter craft paint and spilled it. i made an edward cullen cum joke and it was pretty goddamn funny. then we looked at games and fiskers said she wanted the bioshock limited edition xbox 360 game, i told her i had the original one and that was good enough. we got some candy at walmart too, i got sour skittles but was pissed that they discontinued watermelon and apple. we decided to compare it to pissing off hitler and killing jews. fiskers is a jew but she laughed anyways. she got sweettarts. then we paid for all of our stuff and we went outside. i left through the entrance door because it makes fiskers upset, its funny. she only goes out the exit door. we walked by the sprinklers and fiskers enlightened me that thats the way edward cullen jizzes because he has a narrow ureter. ill take her word for it. i unlocked the truck again and as we got in i expressed my own disdain for talking to people for an hour in a supermarket. we left and passed up the gamestop again and i mentioned jakes purple car for the second time. then we came back to my place and watched will ferrell videos on funnyordie.com. then fiskers wanted to know how gatoraids was doing so i logged on and we decided to read my pm's and friend requests. then we came to worst forum ever to check on this thread and here i am posting this message we typed this message for 16 minutes and 32 seconds. she's sitting behind me. we're still breathing.
we're dirty dirty furries arent we :heh:
Why were you guys breathing so much? What did you do to breathe so much and so fast? Huh? Props for typing about your whole day with Fiskers and I'm proud that there was no bed or sexual content involved there even though I know you left it out. :rapeface::awesome::rapeface2000:
Dracophile
05-03-2009, 11:32 PM
shut up you jerked off to my story and you know it
Nickypenny
05-03-2009, 11:34 PM
shut up you jerked off to my story and you know it
:fap::fap::fap:
...
Oh sorry what? breathes
Chosen
05-03-2009, 11:49 PM
i was breathing while i read that story :D
okay well now that we are back from the movie i am going to give you every single dirty naughty detail about what we did
okay, so first the movie was over. we started breathing and stuff. the cleaning crew for the theaters came in. i knew one of them, i said hi to him. i call him mini mall because his last name is montgomery. we stood up, still breathing, and then started walking towards the door. i stepped on my right foot, then my left, and then we eventually got to the door. they were already open because they have stops on them. i said bye to the manager behind the counter because i knew her. she was a pretty asshole manager when i worked there but i was being friendly. we were still breathing. we went outside, but we had to push those doors because they didnt have stops on them. we went down the stairs and fiskers said hi to people she knew from school. i got my keys out of my pocket with my left hand and then pressed the unlock button. the taillights blinked on my truck and then we walked towards it and got in. then i put the key in the ignition and fiskers commented that it would be funny to hear batman (christian bale) sing karaoke of "the impression that i get" by the mighty mighty bosstones. it was funny. we were breathing the whole time. i turned the key in the ignition and then depressed the brake so i could put the truck into drive. we left the movie theater. i drove across the parking lot, turned right to go onto the road, then stopped a light and turned left. we passed up the old walmart. then we passed up gamestop, i said jake was working there because his purple car was outside. he's not gay. im pretty sure. then i turned right and we parked at subway. we went inside and waited behind three asian women. i didn't pay attention to what they ordered but fiskers did, we were still breathing. fiskers ordered first, she wanted a sweet onion chicken teriyaki six inch on italian herbs and cheese with provolone bread and had it toasted. she asked for pickles and black olives on her sandwich with sweet onion sauce. i ordered the #3 combo, the spicy italian on wheat and i didn't want it toasted. i had provolone cheese as well and for toppings i put lettuce tomato olives pickles onion and spinach. my doctor said i should do that more often. fiskers paid for her meal and wanted soup for $1 more. the guy behind the register didnt hear her the first two times. her total was $7.58. i paid for my combo, it was $5.41. the asshole didnt give me my chips so i just took some without telling him. fiskers got a dr pepper without any ice and no lid to drink, i dont know why she always does that. shes gonna spill it someday and i will laugh. unless it spills on me, then ill be angry because i will have dr pepper peed in my pants. i got raspberry tea with ice and a lid because i am civilized. we sat down and ate and fiskers expressed her disdain for a fursuit maker that she would like to meet and subsequently punch in the face mid sentence during a conversation with her. she would then stare at her right in the eyes long enough for register the event and then walk away without saying a word. then she told me about the times she kicked peoples asses in school and it was pretty cool. we laughed, also breathed. we went to walmart, the new one not the old one, because she wanted to buy some craft supplies and a batman mask that they didnt have. she got a big bag of polyfil, a sketchpad, some xacto blades, and sculpey that she didnt end up buying because it cost too much. we ran into someone i went to school with and we couldnt get away, we talked forever. like an hour. he informed me about how people i used to work with in film paid $500 for blowjobs and stuff. i wasnt enthused to hear about it. fiskers started playing with glitter craft paint and spilled it. i made an edward cullen cum joke and it was pretty goddamn funny. then we looked at games and fiskers said she wanted the bioshock limited edition xbox 360 game, i told her i had the original one and that was good enough. we got some candy at walmart too, i got sour skittles but was pissed that they discontinued watermelon and apple. we decided to compare it to pissing off hitler and killing jews. fiskers is a jew but she laughed anyways. she got sweettarts. then we paid for all of our stuff and we went outside. i left through the entrance door because it makes fiskers upset, its funny. she only goes out the exit door. we walked by the sprinklers and fiskers enlightened me that thats the way edward cullen jizzes because he has a narrow ureter. ill take her word for it. i unlocked the truck again and as we got in i expressed my own disdain for talking to people for an hour in a supermarket. we left and passed up the gamestop again and i mentioned jakes purple car for the second time. then we came back to my place and watched will ferrell videos on funnyordie.com. then fiskers wanted to know how gatoraids was doing so i logged on and we decided to read my pm's and friend requests. then we came to worst forum ever to check on this thread and here i am posting this message we typed this message for 16 minutes and 32 seconds. she's sitting behind me. we're still breathing.
we're dirty dirty furries arent we :heh:
im still breathing
great story
you really need to become an author seriously
i loved how you gave us ever detail
such as the breathing part
you guys werent as dirty as a thought you were going to be:ohyeah:
Sassafras
05-03-2009, 11:58 PM
So exactly what are you doing now that all the breathing and talking is over? = o
okay well now that we are back from the movie i am going to give you every single dirty naughty detail about what we did
okay, so first the movie was over. we started breathing and stuff. the cleaning crew for the theaters came in. i knew one of them, i said hi to him. i call him mini mall because his last name is montgomery. we stood up, still breathing, and then started walking towards the door. i stepped on my right foot, then my left, and then we eventually got to the door. they were already open because they have stops on them. i said bye to the manager behind the counter because i knew her. she was a pretty asshole manager when i worked there but i was being friendly. we were still breathing. we went outside, but we had to push those doors because they didnt have stops on them. we went down the stairs and fiskers said hi to people she knew from school. i got my keys out of my pocket with my left hand and then pressed the unlock button. the taillights blinked on my truck and then we walked towards it and got in. then i put the key in the ignition and fiskers commented that it would be funny to hear batman (christian bale) sing karaoke of "the impression that i get" by the mighty mighty bosstones. it was funny. we were breathing the whole time. i turned the key in the ignition and then depressed the brake so i could put the truck into drive. we left the movie theater. i drove across the parking lot, turned right to go onto the road, then stopped a light and turned left. we passed up the old walmart. then we passed up gamestop, i said jake was working there because his purple car was outside. he's not gay. im pretty sure. then i turned right and we parked at subway. we went inside and waited behind three asian women. i didn't pay attention to what they ordered but fiskers did, we were still breathing. fiskers ordered first, she wanted a sweet onion chicken teriyaki six inch on italian herbs and cheese with provolone bread and had it toasted. she asked for pickles and black olives on her sandwich with sweet onion sauce. i ordered the #3 combo, the spicy italian on wheat and i didn't want it toasted. i had provolone cheese as well and for toppings i put lettuce tomato olives pickles onion and spinach. my doctor said i should do that more often. fiskers paid for her meal and wanted soup for $1 more. the guy behind the register didnt hear her the first two times. her total was $7.58. i paid for my combo, it was $5.41. the asshole didnt give me my chips so i just took some without telling him. fiskers got a dr pepper without any ice and no lid to drink, i dont know why she always does that. shes gonna spill it someday and i will laugh. unless it spills on me, then ill be angry because i will have dr pepper peed in my pants. i got raspberry tea with ice and a lid because i am civilized. we sat down and ate and fiskers expressed her disdain for a fursuit maker that she would like to meet and subsequently punch in the face mid sentence during a conversation with her. she would then stare at her right in the eyes long enough for register the event and then walk away without saying a word. then she told me about the times she kicked peoples asses in school and it was pretty cool. we laughed, also breathed. we went to walmart, the new one not the old one, because she wanted to buy some craft supplies and a batman mask that they didnt have. she got a big bag of polyfil, a sketchpad, some xacto blades, and sculpey that she didnt end up buying because it cost too much. we ran into someone i went to school with and we couldnt get away, we talked forever. like an hour. he informed me about how people i used to work with in film paid $500 for blowjobs and stuff. i wasnt enthused to hear about it. fiskers started playing with glitter craft paint and spilled it. i made an edward cullen cum joke and it was pretty goddamn funny. then we looked at games and fiskers said she wanted the bioshock limited edition xbox 360 game, i told her i had the original one and that was good enough. we got some candy at walmart too, i got sour skittles but was pissed that they discontinued watermelon and apple. we decided to compare it to pissing off hitler and killing jews. fiskers is a jew but she laughed anyways. she got sweettarts. then we paid for all of our stuff and we went outside. i left through the entrance door because it makes fiskers upset, its funny. she only goes out the exit door. we walked by the sprinklers and fiskers enlightened me that thats the way edward cullen jizzes because he has a narrow ureter. ill take her word for it. i unlocked the truck again and as we got in i expressed my own disdain for talking to people for an hour in a supermarket. we left and passed up the gamestop again and i mentioned jakes purple car for the second time. then we came back to my place and watched will ferrell videos on funnyordie.com. then fiskers wanted to know how gatoraids was doing so i logged on and we decided to read my pm's and friend requests. then we came to worst forum ever to check on this thread and here i am posting this message we typed this message for 16 minutes and 32 seconds. she's sitting behind me. we're still breathing.
we're dirty dirty furries arent we :heh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnMDrv8Mx3E
Butters
05-04-2009, 12:40 AM
okay well now that we are back from the movie i am going to give you every single dirty naughty detail about what we did
okay, so first the movie was over. we started breathing and stuff. the cleaning crew for the theaters came in. i knew one of them, i said hi to him. i call him mini mall because his last name is montgomery. we stood up, still breathing, and then started walking towards the door. i stepped on my right foot, then my left, and then we eventually got to the door. they were already open because they have stops on them. i said bye to the manager behind the counter because i knew her. she was a pretty asshole manager when i worked there but i was being friendly. we were still breathing. we went outside, but we had to push those doors because they didnt have stops on them. we went down the stairs and fiskers said hi to people she knew from school. i got my keys out of my pocket with my left hand and then pressed the unlock button. the taillights blinked on my truck and then we walked towards it and got in. then i put the key in the ignition and fiskers commented that it would be funny to hear batman (christian bale) sing karaoke of "the impression that i get" by the mighty mighty bosstones. it was funny. we were breathing the whole time. i turned the key in the ignition and then depressed the brake so i could put the truck into drive. we left the movie theater. i drove across the parking lot, turned right to go onto the road, then stopped a light and turned left. we passed up the old walmart. then we passed up gamestop, i said jake was working there because his purple car was outside. he's not gay. im pretty sure. then i turned right and we parked at subway. we went inside and waited behind three asian women. i didn't pay attention to what they ordered but fiskers did, we were still breathing. fiskers ordered first, she wanted a sweet onion chicken teriyaki six inch on italian herbs and cheese with provolone bread and had it toasted. she asked for pickles and black olives on her sandwich with sweet onion sauce. i ordered the #3 combo, the spicy italian on wheat and i didn't want it toasted. i had provolone cheese as well and for toppings i put lettuce tomato olives pickles onion and spinach. my doctor said i should do that more often. fiskers paid for her meal and wanted soup for $1 more. the guy behind the register didnt hear her the first two times. her total was $7.58. i paid for my combo, it was $5.41. the asshole didnt give me my chips so i just took some without telling him. fiskers got a dr pepper without any ice and no lid to drink, i dont know why she always does that. shes gonna spill it someday and i will laugh. unless it spills on me, then ill be angry because i will have dr pepper peed in my pants. i got raspberry tea with ice and a lid because i am civilized. we sat down and ate and fiskers expressed her disdain for a fursuit maker that she would like to meet and subsequently punch in the face mid sentence during a conversation with her. she would then stare at her right in the eyes long enough for register the event and then walk away without saying a word. then she told me about the times she kicked peoples asses in school and it was pretty cool. we laughed, also breathed. we went to walmart, the new one not the old one, because she wanted to buy some craft supplies and a batman mask that they didnt have. she got a big bag of polyfil, a sketchpad, some xacto blades, and sculpey that she didnt end up buying because it cost too much. we ran into someone i went to school with and we couldnt get away, we talked forever. like an hour. he informed me about how people i used to work with in film paid $500 for blowjobs and stuff. i wasnt enthused to hear about it. fiskers started playing with glitter craft paint and spilled it. i made an edward cullen cum joke and it was pretty goddamn funny. then we looked at games and fiskers said she wanted the bioshock limited edition xbox 360 game, i told her i had the original one and that was good enough. we got some candy at walmart too, i got sour skittles but was pissed that they discontinued watermelon and apple. we decided to compare it to pissing off hitler and killing jews. fiskers is a jew but she laughed anyways. she got sweettarts. then we paid for all of our stuff and we went outside. i left through the entrance door because it makes fiskers upset, its funny. she only goes out the exit door. we walked by the sprinklers and fiskers enlightened me that thats the way edward cullen jizzes because he has a narrow ureter. ill take her word for it. i unlocked the truck again and as we got in i expressed my own disdain for talking to people for an hour in a supermarket. we left and passed up the gamestop again and i mentioned jakes purple car for the second time. then we came back to my place and watched will ferrell videos on funnyordie.com. then fiskers wanted to know how gatoraids was doing so i logged on and we decided to read my pm's and friend requests. then we came to worst forum ever to check on this thread and here i am posting this message we typed this message for 16 minutes and 32 seconds. she's sitting behind me. we're still breathing.
we're dirty dirty furries arent we :heh:
Get down to the sex or gtfo.
Jkjk but seriously where's the dirty action?
Nickypenny
05-04-2009, 12:56 AM
Get down to the sex or gtfo.
Jkjk but seriously where's the dirty action?
Lol. We all know our wonder,smart,handsome,great,awescome,cool,faptasti c,fiskish leader isn't like thatttt. Right guys?:ohyeah:
Dracophile
05-04-2009, 01:05 AM
fiskers and i have hot wild sex all the time
in fursuits :cool:
the x-men movie was great-ish
goose
05-04-2009, 06:07 AM
to be honest I was expecting more awesome. dunno, must have been the lack neato.
Walnut
05-04-2009, 11:28 AM
okay well now that we are back from the movie i am going to give you every single dirty naughty detail about what we did
okay, so first the movie was over. we started breathing and stuff. the cleaning crew for the theaters came in. i knew one of them, i said hi to him. i call him mini mall because his last name is montgomery. we stood up, still breathing, and then started walking towards the door. i stepped on my right foot, then my left, and then we eventually got to the door. they were already open because they have stops on them. i said bye to the manager behind the counter because i knew her. she was a pretty asshole manager when i worked there but i was being friendly. we were still breathing. we went outside, but we had to push those doors because they didnt have stops on them. we went down the stairs and fiskers said hi to people she knew from school. i got my keys out of my pocket with my left hand and then pressed the unlock button. the taillights blinked on my truck and then we walked towards it and got in. then i put the key in the ignition and fiskers commented that it would be funny to hear batman (christian bale) sing karaoke of "the impression that i get" by the mighty mighty bosstones. it was funny. we were breathing the whole time. i turned the key in the ignition and then depressed the brake so i could put the truck into drive. we left the movie theater. i drove across the parking lot, turned right to go onto the road, then stopped a light and turned left. we passed up the old walmart. then we passed up gamestop, i said jake was working there because his purple car was outside. he's not gay. im pretty sure. then i turned right and we parked at subway. we went inside and waited behind three asian women. i didn't pay attention to what they ordered but fiskers did, we were still breathing. fiskers ordered first, she wanted a sweet onion chicken teriyaki six inch on italian herbs and cheese with provolone bread and had it toasted. she asked for pickles and black olives on her sandwich with sweet onion sauce. i ordered the #3 combo, the spicy italian on wheat and i didn't want it toasted. i had provolone cheese as well and for toppings i put lettuce tomato olives pickles onion and spinach. my doctor said i should do that more often. fiskers paid for her meal and wanted soup for $1 more. the guy behind the register didnt hear her the first two times. her total was $7.58. i paid for my combo, it was $5.41. the asshole didnt give me my chips so i just took some without telling him. fiskers got a dr pepper without any ice and no lid to drink, i dont know why she always does that. shes gonna spill it someday and i will laugh. unless it spills on me, then ill be angry because i will have dr pepper peed in my pants. i got raspberry tea with ice and a lid because i am civilized. we sat down and ate and fiskers expressed her disdain for a fursuit maker that she would like to meet and subsequently punch in the face mid sentence during a conversation with her. she would then stare at her right in the eyes long enough for register the event and then walk away without saying a word. then she told me about the times she kicked peoples asses in school and it was pretty cool. we laughed, also breathed. we went to walmart, the new one not the old one, because she wanted to buy some craft supplies and a batman mask that they didnt have. she got a big bag of polyfil, a sketchpad, some xacto blades, and sculpey that she didnt end up buying because it cost too much. we ran into someone i went to school with and we couldnt get away, we talked forever. like an hour. he informed me about how people i used to work with in film paid $500 for blowjobs and stuff. i wasnt enthused to hear about it. fiskers started playing with glitter craft paint and spilled it. i made an edward cullen cum joke and it was pretty goddamn funny. then we looked at games and fiskers said she wanted the bioshock limited edition xbox 360 game, i told her i had the original one and that was good enough. we got some candy at walmart too, i got sour skittles but was pissed that they discontinued watermelon and apple. we decided to compare it to pissing off hitler and killing jews. fiskers is a jew but she laughed anyways. she got sweettarts. then we paid for all of our stuff and we went outside. i left through the entrance door because it makes fiskers upset, its funny. she only goes out the exit door. we walked by the sprinklers and fiskers enlightened me that thats the way edward cullen jizzes because he has a narrow ureter. ill take her word for it. i unlocked the truck again and as we got in i expressed my own disdain for talking to people for an hour in a supermarket. we left and passed up the gamestop again and i mentioned jakes purple car for the second time. then we came back to my place and watched will ferrell videos on funnyordie.com. then fiskers wanted to know how gatoraids was doing so i logged on and we decided to read my pm's and friend requests. then we came to worst forum ever to check on this thread and here i am posting this message we typed this message for 16 minutes and 32 seconds. she's sitting behind me. we're still breathing.
we're dirty dirty furries arent we :heh:
When you went to Walmart, I bet you thought about me.
While you were breathing...
Basketcase1
05-04-2009, 01:08 PM
Basketcase1 and i have hot wild sex all the time :fap:
You know we do, Draco. :blush:
Payton
05-07-2009, 12:36 PM
oh yeah well im goign to the MAL| saturday :cool:
7Styl3
05-07-2009, 12:53 PM
oh yeah well im goign to the MAL| saturday :cool:
you're gonna breath? :101:
Payton
05-07-2009, 10:07 PM
you're gonna breath? :101:
I don't know, maybe if I'm lucky. We've only just hit fifth base.
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