The *NEW* GatorAIDS Event Log

[No-bah-de]

After seeing some dude's unsuccessful log on THAT CERTAIN PENGUIN FORUM THAT WE SHOULD STOP COMPARING OURSELVES TO BECAUSE IT SUCKS, I decided to make one of my own here. It will be a log of what has happened on these forums. If you would like to suggest an event, feel free to, and if you submit many events, then I may choose you as my replacement for when I get bored and quit these forums, and whether you accept or not, it will then be your responsibility.

What can be added to the log:


Active people (that ususally means over 100 posts a day or so, but I will consider others) leaving/getting banned - *cough* good riddance *cough*
The people above coming back/being unbanned (oh no)
Changes to the forum that nobody cares about
Active people getting name or sex changes
Wet t-shirt contests (when the winner is announced)
I forget what I was going to put here. Must not have been important.
New overlords
Staff members going insane (hah, going?)
And anything else unimportant
New fads that all the cool kids will just love
Threads that nobody reads that have been stickied
New forums added
Important events that happen to the GatorAIDS site (ie: DDOS or porn spam bots)
Bots reaching really high post numbers
Other (subject to approval)


Try to provide a link to events so it will be easier to add them.

Recorded Events

April 2009

April 30

Hell opens to the public.
http://forums.gatoraids.com/showthread.php?p=24#post24
http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg307/John-h_bucket/gatoraidsscreenie.png (Credit to John)
LOL seduces Draco and forces him to add a Reptile section.
http://forums.gatoraids.com/forumdisplay.php?f=32
Some crappy threads get stickied.
http://forums.gatoraids.com/showthread.php?t=23
http://forums.gatoraids.com/showthread.php?t=95
Ashendrakar spams up the forums.
Raqumine becomes the first user to honestly state his real age.
http://forums.gatoraids.com/member.php?u=17
More crap threads get stickied.
http://forums.gatoraids.com/showthread.php?t=33
http://forums.gatoraids.com/showthread.php?t=45




May 2009

May 1:

The forum steals the souls of 100 innocent nerds.
Yet more horrible stickies nobody cares about.
http://forums.gatoraids.com/showthread.php?t=162
http://forums.gatoraids.com/showthread.php?t=111
Wanted Penguin becomes a Nazi.



May 2:

May 3:

Horrible gator puns take over the forums.
The Music forum is renamed and nobody notices.


May 4:


"Some fucknut bastard named No-bah-de joins." - iWaddle
http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/1779/gatoraids3.jpg
Snookie henceforth excluded from the Event Log indefinitely for disparaging its sensitive creator.
Several people not worth mentioning try to claim credit for my thread.
Log closed due to wrongful persecution.

May 5:

Best thread ever thought up on the forum is unlocked.
http://forums.gatoraids.com/showthread.php?t=287

May 6:

Jealousy abounds over ashendrake's superior posting bot.
Fireblaze makes a thread called "Post your Penor". It is later stickied.


May 7:

John comes out of the closet. Nobody is surprised.


May 8:

Some dude named Fisk falls off a train and breaks his funny bone. (Harharhar, get it? Sorry, that's a joke, your funny bone isn't actually a bone, Fisk just broke his spine)
It also turns out that, during surgery, Fisk was found to be a trap!


May 11:

WANTED PENGUIN! edits this thread so she could put this under May 11th and she hopes she doesn't get sexually assaulted for it. <-- Request DENIED.
Some dumbass tries to tell me how to run my thread. Not saying any names...
*cough*-ireblaz-*cough*
FireBlaze, a hot topic recently, posts "BUMP! BUMP! BUMP!" in his own STICKIED thread. Just brilliant! Deserves a facepalm all around, regardless of how badly he wants more people to put their you-know-whats in his sticky you-know-what.
http://forums.gatoraids.com/showthread.php?t=216&page=3#25


May 13:

Forums died down a bit. Not much to say. FireBlaze continues to talk about Penors every chance he gets.


May 29:
No-bah-de becomes a Nazi, as he predicted.




Again, original credit goes to Myself for having this brilliant idea and a couple other nobodies who may have provided a minimal amount of inspiration.








Get with the times. Please post in this thread instead of the old one, since the old one is just a poor copy of this.

[Snookie]

What are you trying to do? Make fun of everyone?

[No-bah-de]

What are you trying to do? Make fun of everyone?

I don't like your tone, little missy!
I've added you to the log for that.

[LOL]

awsum

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this much awsum.

[Samwesty999]

After seeing some dude's unsuccessful log on THAT CERTAIN PENGUIN FORUM THAT WE SHOULD STOP COMPARING OURSELVES TO BECAUSE IT SUCKS, I decided to make one of my own here.

Excuse me! I am not 'some dude' and my event log on that other forum is NOT unsuccessful. Have you seen the number of posts? If it was so 'unsuccessful', then why the heck have you basically copied all of it and the whole layout? Anyway, have fun with it, especially as this forum already has an event log.


Again, original credit goes to Myself for having this brilliant idea

I wonder where you got the idea from. *cough cough*

[Snookie]

Excuse me! I am not 'some dude' and my event log on that other forum is NOT unsuccessful. Have you seen the number of posts? If it was so 'unsuccessful', then why the heck have you basically copied all of it and the whole layout? Anyway, have fun with it, especially as this forum already has an event log.

You better edit that post before you get added to the event log of hell like I did!

[The Chandrunator]

You can't be serious. You copied mine and Samwesty's (and I'm sure you didn't get permission).

BTW I'm sure the mods will be happy being called Nazis.

[Nickypenny]

Wtf dude your gay you copied and pasted all the other thread, took ideas from Sam, took work from Chandru, who the hell are you? Your thread is going to be actual fail, not like the other successful threads.

Why do I have a feeling this is someone from MCCP that I've seen complain about this forum ever since it opened.... I won't say a name.

[LOL]

Can you guys actually explain wha you mean by successful? Popular?

If that's why you are making threads, wow, you guys have no life.

[Chosen]

oh lord people don't understand sarcasm here

[LOL]

oh my lord people don't understand sarcasm here
i got that on my first day here

[Nickypenny]

Can you guys actually explain wha you mean by successful? Popular?

If that's why you are making threads, wow, you guys have no life.

What I mean by successful is by people contributing to it, it is a cool thread that makes sense, and people actually like it.

[No-bah-de]

(and I'm sure you didn't get permission)
Keep your persimmons, I can do as I please!





This thread is rather disturbing. I'm being accused of being a member of the certain penguin forums? What a lapse in logical reasoning! I would think my proper spelling and grammar would rule that out immediately!

Kind of funny, though. I come up with this amazing idea and all of a sudden there's a bunch of people clamoring around trying to tell me that they are the ones that made it. Hah. I laugh at thee.

[Samwesty999]

Keep your persimmons, I can do as I please!

This thread is rather disturbing. I'm being accused of being a member of the certain penguin forums? What a lapse in logical reasoning! I would think my proper spelling and grammar would rule that out immediately!

Kind of funny, though. I come up with this amazing idea and all of a sudden there's a bunch of people clamoring around trying to tell me that they are the ones that made it. Hah. I laugh at thee.

If you want to get permission, then all you have to do is email me or send me a PM. Then I will give you the answer, whether it be a 'yes' or a 'no'. The original one by me is here: http://penguinforum.miniclip.com/showthread.php?t=64793. If you read the thread, I ask people to contact me first if they would like to copy it. I know I don't own the copyright of it, but it would still be nice if you did ask me. You did not come up with the idea, neither did you give credit to me or Chandru.

[No-bah-de]

If you want to get permission, then all you have to do is email me or send me a PM. Then I will give you the answer, whether it be a 'yes' or a 'no'. The original one by me is here: http://penguinforum.miniclip.com/showthread.php?t=64793. If you read the thread, I ask people to contact me first if they would like to copy it. I know I don't own the copyright of it, but it would still be nice if you did ask me. You did not come up with the idea, neither did you give credit to me or Chandru.

Well, I could tell you to shove it!

However, since I'm in a good mood today, I added a little something for you guys in the event log for today!

[Sassafras]

Lol.
I enjoy reading this event log.

The other one isn't that interesting. I like comedy.

[Georgiia]

You are one of the rudest people I have come across.
Sam is not "some dude", and its CERTAINLY not a unsuccessful log.
You seriously need to get a fucking life, you should of got permisson first, instead of copying it all out. So shut the hell up.

Go that?

[It'sa Me Kris]

Yay the best thread ever has returned.

Put that in the event log:P.

[Bill Rimers]

No-Bah-De, you are now my favorite forumer. Everyone else flaming on him, get a life, stop acting tough by swearing every sentence, and understand sarcasm for a change.

[No-bah-de]

My thread is back
Or so it seems
I was called a hack
They crushed my dreams
But who are they
To ream my thread
Despite their say
My thread's not dead
So add on ye
To this great list
And worship me
'Fore they be miss'd

[ashendrakar]

My thread is back
Or so it seems
I was called a hack
They crushed my dreams
But who are they
To ream my thread
Despite their say
My thread's not dead
So add on ye
To this great list
And worship me
'Fore they be miss'd

ive been wanting to ask you this for a while, HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS STUFF


and i agree your just being ganged up on, just because its similar to a thread on another site doesnt mean you stole it, and even if you did who cares

[Snookie]

just because its similar to a thread on another site doesnt mean you stole it, and even if you did who cares

Most of us didn't get the joke. And also Chandru has already made one here so that's a reason we didn't get it also..

[Sassafras]

Good thing that this thread is back. :P

[I Killed Kenny]

awsum

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this much awsum.

I think it this much awsum |--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Anyway, what the hell is this, It's as if you're trying to be mean to people.

[iWaddle]

May 4:


"Some fucknut bastard named No-bah-de joins." - iWaddle
http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/1779/gatoraids3.jpg


You added that plus my PM for the event ;o

[Butters]

May 6th- Ashen still has no idea what a life is. :P

[No-bah-de]

HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS STUFF

Carefully, my dear drakar
Rhymes I take a bit too far
But normal prose is such a bore
So my poems I write some more

[Butters]

May 6:

Jealousy abounds over ashendrake's superior posting bot.














I hate you so much :P

[The Chandrunator]

You know man
I know you're annoyed that the above line's in cyan
And that you feel you can steal threads just because you can
And you think you're being tough by stealing our work
Exact opposite, you're being a jerk
I await your response, catch you later
Signed, The Chandrunator

[Sassafras]

You know man
I know you're annoyed that the above line's in cyan
And that you feel you can steal threads just because you can
And you think you're being tough by stealing our work
Exact opposite, you're being a jerk
I await your response, catch you later
Signed, The Chandrunator

Okay. Seriously.
You can't take a joke. This is comedic. He has the right to set it up however he wants.

[The Chandrunator]

Okay. Seriously.
You can't take a joke. This is comedic. He has the right to set it up however he wants.

Yeah, I'd be cool having him set it up the way he wants if it was his.

[Sassafras]

Yeah, I'd be cool having him set it up the way he wants if it was his.

The point of this isn't to keep track of "important" events.
It's supposed to be FUNNY. He doesn't want to be remembered for having an event log.

[No-bah-de]

I know, I know, I'm such a jerk
Making a joke out of all your "work"
Heaven forbid I take something crummy
Turn it around, and make it quite funny

Persimmons I like, if you really must know
They're sweet and delicious, indeed a great fruit
Yours I don't want though
My tastes they don't suit

If it's a poem war you want, it's a poem war you'll get
I just hope you know what hive you've just hit
I'll eat you right up and spit you right out
When your rhetoric is crushed just make sure not to pout
:cool: :cool: :cool:

[Log]

i'm so happy this is unlocked. this thread is sexy and made me jizz once when it first opened. you guys should learn to do the same.

[NikLink]

i'm so happy this is unlocked. this thread is sexy and made me jizz once when it first opened. you guys should learn to do the same.

Learn to jizz? Way ahead of you, dead tree organ. Actually, if THIS log is YOUR log's parent, then isn't that...

EWWEWWEWWEEEEW

[The Chandrunator]

I know, I know, I'm such a jerk
Making a joke out of all your "work"
Heaven forbid I take something crummy
Turn it around, and make it quite funny

Persimmons I like, if you really must know
They're sweet and delicious, indeed a great fruit
Yours I don't want though
My tastes they don't suit

If it's a poem war you want, it's a poem war you'll get
I just hope you know what hive you've just hit
I'll eat you right up and spit you right out
When your rhetoric is crushed just make sure not to pout
:cool: :cool: :cool:



It's not a poem war I want you dummy,


I want you to recognize other people's work, however crummy!

[It'sa Me Kris]

It's not a poem war I want you dummy,


I want you to recognize other people's work, however crummy!


You just said that your own work was crummy.:kirby101:

[No-bah-de]

Recognition
That's quite a condition.
You want my admiration
For your confutation?
Or my assertion
that your concoction
deserves commendation?

[The Chandrunator]

You just said that your own work was crummy.:kirby101:

No, I said that no matter what he thinks of it, it is still work that he plagiarized

Recognition
That's quite a condition.
You want my admiration
For your confutation?
Or my assertion
that your concoction
deserves commendation?

My, you are bright
You got that totally right!

[Blobbitybloo]

Oh quit complaining. It's not like you'll get "recognition" or something for have posted this.

[Sassafras]

You need to add that John kisses enough ass to become a moderator. ;)

[John]

You need to add that John kisses enough ass to become a moderator. ;)
i dont kiss arses, they're smelly

[It'sa Me Kris]

No, I said that no matter what he thinks of it, it is still work that he plagiarized


Is English your first language or do you just suck at it. Read your sentence again, it implies that you said your work is crummy. You said "Recognize people's work, however crummy" indicating that your work is crummy.


:kirby101:

i dont kiss arses, they're smelly

Your right, you just kiss tails.

[No-bah-de]

My, you are bright
You got that totally right!

I'm so very sorry I cannot oblige
This is just something I must teach to you guys
Recognition is not something you get on request
Admiration is saved for only the best
It's not what you should just come to expect
Indeed, you'd be lucky to gain my respect

[Payton]

I'm so very sorry I cannot oblige
This is just something I must teach to you guys
Recognition is not something you get on request
Admiration is saved for only the best
It's not what you should just come to expect
Indeed, you'd be lucky to gain my respect

He who is called "No-bah-de"
Can ye spare respect for me?
Your humor is quite delightful
So much it's almost frightful!
Bathe me in your holy goodness
Help me be humble in the ways, of you.

[Sassafras]

He who is called "No-bah-de"
Can ye spare respect for me?
Your humor is quite delightful
So much it's almost frightful!
Bathe me in your holy goodness
Help me be humble in the ways, of you.

That is fucking deep.

[The Chandrunator]

There should be plenty of funny things you can make about Fisk not being a mod anymore.

[Dracophile]

I would rather not have you guys use this as an opportunity to insult anyone's character or personality or anything. One sarcastic quip for the event log is good enough.

[No-bah-de]

All three added. Thanks guys.
All three added. Thanks guy.

[Dracophile]

All three added. Thanks guy.

Fiskers was a she by the way. :P

[Walnut]

May 10- Walnut posts in "The *NEW* GatorAIDS Event Log." :awesome:

[The Chandrunator]

May 10- Walnut posts in "The *NEW* GatorAIDS Event Log." :awesome:

OMG this is the biggest news ever.

[LOL]

2dai:

Cap'n fisk decides to leave here because she heard that draco Penis account 1.0 is about to register. We should be scared too.

[Payton]

May 11, 2009

Payton has Cinnamon Toast Crunch to eat.

[Preston]

Dumbass I did not make a thread called "Post Your Penor!". I made 2 threads named "Post Your Gamertag!" which is in the Exbawks forum and "Post Your YouTube Username!" which is in the Standard Fare forum and they are both stickied the other one got sticked last Wednesday I think.

[Sassafras]

Dumbass I did not make a thread called "Post Your Penor!". I made 2 threads named "Post Your Gamertag!" which is in the Exbawks forum and "Post Your YouTube Username!" which is in the Standard Fare forum and they are both stickied the other one got sticked last Wednesday I think.

lmfao.
Is this a serious post?

Please tell me it's not. ahaha.
Best post of the thread.

[The Chandrunator]

Dumbass I did not make a thread called "Post Your Penor!". I made 2 threads named "Post Your Gamertag!" which is in the Exbawks forum and "Post Your YouTube Username!" which is in the Standard Fare forum and they are both stickied the other one got sticked last Wednesday I think.

Just chill. Trust me, it's not worth it.

[No-bah-de]

Dumbass I did not make a thread called "Post Your Penor!". I made 2 threads named "Post Your Gamertag!" which is in the Exbawks forum and "Post Your YouTube Username!" which is in the Standard Fare forum and they are both stickied the other one got sticked last Wednesday I think.

Do not presume
to run my thread
If this resumes
I'll have your head

[Dracophile]

Dumbass I did not make a thread called "Post Your Penor!". I made 2 threads named "Post Your Gamertag!" which is in the Exbawks forum and "Post Your YouTube Username!" which is in the Standard Fare forum and they are both stickied the other one got sticked last Wednesday I think.

May 11:
FireBlaze rages about pinned threads.

[John]

haha, nice one Draco. :P

[WANTED PENGUIN!]

can we have a real post your penor thread?


WANTED PENGUIN! edits this thread so she could put this under May 11th and she hopes she doesn't get sexually assaulted for it. <-- Request DENIED.


well damn.

[iWaddle]

can we have a real post your penor thread?

ill make it.

[Preston]

I actually posted a thread called "Post Your Penor" just now whatever the heck that is! So please on the other news please put the real title for the other one "Post Your Gamertag!" and the new one for today as "Post Your Penor!" Thank you!

[No-bah-de]

I actually posted a thread called "Post Your Penor" just now whatever the heck that is! So please on the other news please put the real title for the other one "Post Your Gamertag!" and the new one for today as "Post Your Penor!" Thank you!

Estoy un sustituto por No-bah-de y no comprende señor. Hablas en español por favor.

[The Chandrunator]

Estoy un sustituto por No-bah-de y no comprende señor. Hablas en español por favor.

http://forums.gatoraids.com/showthread.php?t=427

Fireblaze hizo un hilo del "penor".