whos jesus

[Da Luc]

i mean really

[It'sa Me Kris]

i mean really


He's nobody because he doesn't exist, nor ever exist.

[Da Luc]

He's nobody because he doesn't exist, nor ever exist.

:ohyeah: ok

[WANTED PENGUIN!]

me .

[Dracophile]

jesus owes me money

[It'sa Me Kris]

me .


Oh my, nobody expected a hilarious answer like that.

[Melaugh]

Jesus is my mexican friend from school. No Lie.



OK, Yes Lie.

[Rigs]

the world's first (and worst) con artist

worst because his master plan ended up screwing him over in the end.

[WANTED PENGUIN!]

Oh my, nobody expected a hilarious answer like that.

someone had to do it

[Butters]

Killjoy

Jesus is a man commonly referred to in the Christian and Islamic religions. The Islamic refers to him as a prophet while Christians refer to him as the Son of God being both truly human and divine. Christians also say that he died for our sins. His birthday is celebrated on Christmas and his death is celebrated on Easter.

Many people in Asia/Europe will name their child Jesus pronounced "hey-zeus"

[Da Luc]

Killjoy

Jesus is a man commonly referred to in the Christian and Islamic religions. The Islamic refers to him as a prophet while Christians refer to him as the Son of God being both truly human and divine. Christians also say that he died for our sins. His birthday is celebrated on Christmas and his death is celebrated on Easter.

Many people in Asia/Europe will name their child Jesus pronounced "hey-zeus"

what ?

[Butters]

Exactly .

[Dannyboy]

Killjoy

Jesus is a man commonly referred to in the Christian and Islamic religions. The Islamic refers to him as a prophet while Christians refer to him as the Son of God being both truly human and divine. Christians also say that he died for our sins. His birthday is celebrated on Christmas and his death is celebrated on Easter.

Many people in Asia/Europe will name their child Jesus pronounced "hey-zeus"

:spacerad:

I love Jesus and He loves me.

[No-bah-de]

Jesus was an evil man
Son of Hera, and of Pan
Those Greek gods he did despise
To his own religion he would give rise
Though his beliefs were quite contrary
To every Joe, Dick, and Harry
Still he fought, with all his might
So that his farce could become a blight

[Rigs]

:spacerad:

I love Jesus and He loves me.

Jesus's mom is a liar, there's no way in hell she's a virgin.

[Butters]

Talking in rainbow text doesn't make you cool.

Only using the :fap: emote everywhere shows awesomeness.

[Da Luc]

Dick

You said dick.:dog:

[Walnut]

Jesus is your mom who is also Dracophile.

[Butters]

You said dick.:dog:

Hahaha ha-larious

[It'sa Me Kris]

Talking in rainbow text doesn't make you cool.

Only using the :fap: emote everywhere shows awesomeness.

At least he's trying to be creative.

WTF ARE YOU MASTURBATING!???!!!??!!?

[Payton]

OH MY GOD (ha ha see the joke there? GEDDIT?) I was going to ask my teacher who's always going on about 'god' in the classroom who Jesus was today, ha ha.

But yeah he's some dude who is magic.