Twilight

[Rigs]

Vampires don't fucking sparkle.

God damn you Stephanie Meyer.

[Walnut]

vampires sparkle if you pour glitter on them

[Alfred]

What does Edward do during Bella's time of month?

[Rigs]

It's always Bella's "time of month", that bitch never stops PMSing.

[Alfred]

Ah, but PMS refers to PRE-menstrual syndrome. By your logic she would never get drips! :P

[Rigs]

Then again, in Stephanie Meyer's fantasy world, vampires are also pedophile vegetarians.

So we can't expect much of Twilight to be logical.

[No-bah-de]

Twilight, a frightening read indeed
By an author in emotional need
Into something unique, her characters she could not put
So, instead, she took some Dracula and created smut

[Butters]

Vampires don't sparkle or make out with humans. They pull out your intestines and suck the blood from your neck.

[Melaugh]

It was a slightly good book but the fan girls ruined it.

The movie was horrible, they didn't have enough money to properly make it.

[Alfred]

Vampires don't sparkle or make out with humans. They pull out your intestines and suck the blood from your neck.

...and then roast your heart on the BBQ and suck the entrails from your bladder and disembowl you until you vomit blood and self decapitate and then they proceed to...

[Rigs]

Vampires don't sparkle or make out with humans. They pull out your intestines and suck the blood from your neck.

Oh, one more piece of nonsense about Twilight: supposedly vampires have no bodily fluids besides vampire venom or whatever. Then how is the pedophile vampire Edward able to impregnate Bella? Stephanie Meyer defies her own logic, or lack thereof.

[Dracophile]

Twilight was a pretty bad movie. :cool:

[Alfred]

Oh, one more piece of nonsense about Twilight: supposedly vampires have no bodily fluids besides vampire venom or whatever. Then how is the pedophile vampire Edward able to impregnate Bella? Stephanie Meyer defies her own logic, or lack thereof.

Yeah, but I'll be seeing Breaking Dawn. ;)

[Rigs]

Yeah, but I'll be seeing Breaking Dawn. ;)

Kristen Stewart may be a bad actress, but that doesn't mean I don't want to see her naked. :awesome:

[It'sa Me Kris]

Vampires don't sparkle or make out with humans. They pull out your intestines and suck the blood from your neck.

They don't suck. They scrape and lick.

[NikLink]

The Twilight franchise is only popular because it's HIP and TRENDY to be seen reading the series and falling in love with Edward Cullen.

'OOH I'M SO IN LOVE WITH THE GUY THAT PLAYS EDWARD CULLEN BECAUSE PEER PRESSURE TOLD ME TO EVEN THOUGH HE LOOKS LIKE A STALKER'

Please, what a tool. Of course there are the people that genuinely like the series and creepily adore that weird stalker guy. BUT STILL.

[Butters]

They don't suck. They scrape and lick.

Whatever lol The scrape it open and "suck/lick" the blood

[Alfred]

Kristen Stewart may be a bad actress, but that doesn't mean I don't want to see her naked. :awesome:

True that, but she's so cool. She has a Clash T-shirt.

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z287/kimica42/kristen_stewart.jpg?t=1241489394

Of course, I wouldn't mind seeing her WITHOUT it.

[Sassafras]

True that, but she's so cool. She has a Clash T-shirt.

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z287/kimica42/kristen_stewart.jpg?t=1241489394

Of course, I wouldn't mind seeing her WITHOUT it.

Righto.
Too bad the movie will be rated PG. :P

[John]

they drink mah strawberry juice :awesome:

[Alfred]

Too bad the movie will be rated PG. :P

Yeah, but by the time Breaking Dawn rolls around Stephenie might loosen up a bit. :ohyeah:

[Mook]

Never saw it but that Edward dude. Like some girls are really into him at my school.:3

[Sassafras]

Yeah, but by the time Breaking Dawn rolls around Stephenie might loosen up a bit. :ohyeah:

:dog:
We can only hope.

[Rigs]

Yeah, but by the time Breaking Dawn rolls around Stephenie might loosen up a bit. :ohyeah:

Probably, seeing as Twilight was probably based on some strange sexual fantasy Meyer had about a vampire.

Which leads us to another question: Why, when the vampire and the girl do it, doesn't the vampire wear protection? Is it because Meyer is a Mormon and Mormons don't do condoms?

[Monotony]

All the girls at my school are obsessed with Twilight.They are so into it that they don't even read any books anymore,but those volumes again and again.Oh well,it's a shame we don't have brain controlling systems too,as Meyer is clearly an alien vampire zombie.

[Dracophile]

The Twilight franchise is only popular because it's HIP and TRENDY to be seen reading the series and falling in love with Edward Cullen.

'OOH I'M SO IN LOVE WITH THE GUY THAT PLAYS EDWARD CULLEN BECAUSE PEER PRESSURE TOLD ME TO EVEN THOUGH HE LOOKS LIKE A STALKER'

Please, what a tool. Of course there are the people that genuinely like the series and creepily adore that weird stalker guy. BUT STILL.

I personally think it looks like Edward hasn't eaten anything in three years. He's not sexy, he's emaciated.

[Connor]

It was a slightly good book but the fan girls ruined it.

The movie was horrible, they didn't have enough money to properly make it.

I'd have to agree with that. I enjoyed the books until those dumb girls in love with fictional characters went crazy.

The movie sucked though. oh my god I felt like I was going to die.

[Ziek]

Eh, threads complaining about it as well are equally annoying..

[Butters]

Eh, fangirls complaining about complaining about Twilight are twice as annoying :P

[Walnut]

Twilight, a frightening read indeed
By an author in emotional need
Into something unique, her characters she could not put
So, instead, she took some Dracula and created smut
I hope your girlfriend can't read for your sake.
Vampires don't sparkle or make out with humans. They pull out your intestines and suck the blood from your neck.

We thought ponies were vicious creatures that ran over you and broke every bone in your body until My Little Pony rolled around.

I personally think it looks like Edward hasn't eaten anything in three years. He's not sexy, he's emaciated.

says fattie.

[Freez]

I'm indifferent, can't understand the absolute love or the absolute hate.

make out with humans.

That wasn't her idea, that came long before Twilight.

Buffy the vampire slayer explored the concept of romance with the supernatural, but you don't see anyone complaining about that. :P

[Sassafras]

Ya know what?

Edward isn't even that pretty, but he has a really cute personality! :dog:

[Butters]

I'm indifferent, can't understand the absolute love or the absolute hate.



That wasn't her idea, that came long before Twilight.

Buffy the vampire slayer explored the concept of romance with the supernatural, but you don't see anyone complaining about that. :P

Cuz she is worth :fap: to.

[Walnut]

.

Buffy the vampire slayer explored the concept of romance with the supernatural, but you don't see anyone complaining about that. :P

Than again Buffy is more badass than Edward.

Whoa. I just went there.

[Check]

I personally think it looks like Edward hasn't eaten anything in three years. He's not sexy, he's emaciated.

He hasn't eaten anything since like 1910, he's a vampire. They don't eat.

[Rigs]

Ya know what?

Edward isn't even that pretty, but he has a really cute personality! :dog:

Girls are into creepy, overprotective stalker boyfriends?

To me Edward's personality just screams out douchebag.

[Dragonfire93]

xD Rigs. It's not Stephanie Meyer's fault that the producers FAILED when it came to making the sparkling skin effect. And the movie pretty much sucked anyway. ;)

[Sassafras]

Girls are into creepy, overprotective stalker boyfriends?

To me Edward's personality just screams out douchebag.

I'm a guy dude. ;)
That was a quote from someone I know lol.

[Ænima]

TWILLIGHT HAS RUINED THE LIFE OF GUYS FOR EVER N EVER (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/1834550)