My Life Story

[Derek553]

In my young days, I was a stripper for Rainbows United. I was the best in town and everyone paid 1 cent to come and see me, so I obviously became rich and wealthy.

Later, I became a prostitute. And at the age of 5, I had already had sex 25 times. I had a baby at the age of six, and I named her Teresa.

I had a penis transplant at age 8, and got a mangina! ;D

After that, I beat Raluca's face with my left pinky toenail that I ripped off. True story.

[Ziek]

omg a cracka put some cheez on that btich!!!

[Alex]

I get it, thats pretty funny.
Lol.

[Dracophile]

back in the 1920's a penny was a lot of money

[Freez]

That was the most profound life story ever.

Your words amaze and stun.

You are a genius.



And that was sarcasm.

Not very imaginative, I expected a bit more. This kind of humor has quickly become cliche on WFE.

[Samwesty999]

Very nice story! I can't wait to see it when it gets made into a Hollywood blockbuster! :fap:

[Drew618]

I am acting like No-bah-de by making a
Poem about your thread which is
About your life story and stuff
It is very interesting, dude.
A stripper as a baby then
A seasoned prostitute.
Had lots of sex then
found the internet
now posts this
thread about
your life
and has
lots of
sugas.
And don't
forget you
got a mangina
at the age of eight
Then beat raluca's face
With a ripped off toenail.
What a very interesting past
That you post here in this thread.

[Roastmaster]

Can I just post ASCII art of a penis and call it a day?

edit: here you go

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[Roastmaster]

Dracophile your forums suck they ruined my beautiful penis.

[Alfred]

Haha wow what a fucking stupid thread.

[Derek553]

thanks bby.

[Mook]

did you make that story up i hope so

[Derek553]

naw, it's all true homie.

[Mook]

weres your kitty now

[Zmactarheel]

I smell a maurie episode in the works.

[WANTED PENGUIN!]

this all seems v. familiar to me

http://tomhq.net/thumbs/ralucalaur.png (http://tomhq.net/?v=ralucalaur.png)

[Derek553]

oh no you didn't girlfraaand!

[Roastmaster]

I am going to report you for swearing.

[WANTED PENGUIN!]

no come on i already have enough infractions already

http://tomhq.net/images/picture3.png

[Ziek]

no come on i already have enough infractions already

http://tomhq.net/images/picture3.png

LMFAO the strip tease was about me, hahahahah.

[Dracophile]

this thread is going places

[Zmactarheel]

Yes, Derek, I believe she did.

[Ziek]

this thread is going places

please specify places. i do not understand.

[Dracophile]

nouns .

[JESUS]

please specify places. i do not understand.
place   [pleys] Show IPA noun, verb, placed, plac⋅ing.
–noun
1. a particular portion of space, whether of definite or indefinite extent.
2. space in general: time and place.
3. the specific portion of space normally occupied by anything: The vase is in its place. Every item on the shelf had its place.
4. a space, area, or spot, set apart or used for a particular purpose: a place of worship; a place of entertainment.
5. any part or spot in a body or surface: a decayed place in a tree.
6. a particular passage in a book or writing: to find the place where one left off reading.
7. a space or seat for a person, as in a theater, train, etc.: Please save my place for me.
8. position, situation, or circumstances: I would complain if I were in your place.
9. a proper or appropriate location or position: A restaurant is not the place for an argument.
10. a job, post, or office: persons in high places.
11. a function or duty: It is not your place to offer criticism.
12. proper sequence or relationship, as of ideas, details, etc.: My thoughts began to fall into place.
13. high position or rank: aristocrats of power and place.
14. a region or area: to travel to distant places.
15. an open space, or square, as in a city or town.
16. a short street, a court, etc.
17. a portion of space used for habitation, as a city, town, or village: Trains rarely stop in that place anymore.
18. a building, location, etc., set aside for a specific purpose: He will soon need a larger place for his expanding business.
19. a part of a building: The kitchen is the sunniest place in the house.
20. a residence, dwelling, or house: Please come and have dinner at my place.
21. lieu; substitution (usually fol. by of): Use yogurt in place of sour cream.
22. a step or point in order of proceeding: in the first place.
23. a fitting or promising opportunity: There's a place in this town for a man of his talents.
24. a reasonable ground or occasion: This is no place for such an outburst.
25. Arithmetic.
a. the position of a figure in a series, as in decimal notation.
b. Usually, places. the figures of the series.
26. Drama. one of the three unities. Compare unity (def. 8).
27. Sports.
a. a position among the leading competitors, usually the first, second, or third at the finish line.
b. the position of the competitor who comes in second in a horse race, harness race, etc. Compare show (def. 27), win (def. 17).
28. places, Theater. a call summoning performers for the beginning of a performance or an act.
29. room or space for entry or passage: to make place for the gentry.

you're welcome.

[Ziek]

That was completely necessary eugene, thank you. xD

[WANTED PENGUIN!]

guys... there's a TWIST. lauren was the one that posted the strip tease and about my daughter teresa i'm really a good girl i'd never do that

[JESUS]

guys... There's a twist. Lauren was the one that posted the strip tease and about my daughter teresa i'm really a good girl i'd never do that

:oo to be continued?

[Ziek]

hey raluca we might get in trouble for that hahah.

but yes i am the amazing author.

[Cammayyistammika]

This thread is as plain funny as heck. Lolz.

:3

[Derek553]

teresa didnt wish me a happy mothers day ):

[Ziek]

teresa didnt wish me a happy mothers day ):

that's because i'm the mother!!

don't question that.

[Derek553]

that's because i'm the mother!!

don't question that.

girl you lyin to me raluca is the mothaaa

[Nickypenny]

guys... there's a TWIST. lauren was the one that posted the strip tease and about my daughter teresa i'm really a good girl i'd never do that

She posted a strip tease!? Post it agaiN! :fap:

Anyways, you have a beautiful life and I wish I had one like yours. :rapeface:

[WANTED PENGUIN!]

oh no she didnt post a strip tease. she was typing for me and she posted in this thread about 18+ youtube or somethin. then she posted something along the lines of "nooo 18+ youtube is bad i want to see videos of lauren doing a strip tease!!" bad bad lauren

[Derek553]

dont let teresa hear you talking about stripteases i wouldnt want her following in my footsteps of being a stripper at rainbows united and getting paid one cent for every person coming to watch