So, I sorta have this stain on my bed...

[Rigs]

...from doing the sort of activity that your average teenage guy does at two o'clock at night when nobody's around.

And... I kinda can't figure out how to get the stain out without washing the sheets. Will soap and water do the trick?

[Agent Pointy]

Maybe you should ask you mum to wash them for you?
I'm sure it wouldn't be awkward...
"Hey Mom, could you get this stain out?"
'Sure, what is it?'
"Ummmm"
'...'
"Yeah... so, um, well, the thing is...."

Or, get some of that stronger cleaning stuff, or, 'accidently' spill some coke over it, and ask her to wash it then?

[Dracophile]

burn them

[Ænima]

Tell your parents it's snot stains and then make them wash it, and in the future, put some loo roll in your bed before answering the bone-a-phone.

[John]

tell your parents its milk that spilled

[Samwesty999]

Uhhhh, trying scrubbing it with a bush. Next time, try covering your bed with newspaper and then start doing it.

[TomY]

tell your parents that you were doing homework and wite out fell in the bed

[iWaddle]

thats why I always have tissues on hand. no, srsly :kirby101:

it just like dries up and it's not that noticible. at least with mine. :awesome:

[WANTED PENGUIN!]

...from doing the sort of activity that your average teenage guy does at two o'clock at night when nobody's around.


...did you mix milkshakes or were you cooking with egg whites and milk plz explain in great detail we have to know what kind of a stain it is

[Payton]

You're screwed man you're SCREWED.

[JESUS]

what color are your sheets? if they're white you can just bleach them i guess. lolz. but yes we need a bit more detil to help you. ;)

[Derek553]

i smell an attention whoreeee :splash:

[Rigs]

thats why I always have tissues on hand. no, srsly :kirby101:

it just like dries up and it's not that noticible. at least with mine. :awesome:

I tried to put a tissue out, but it was too late.

[TomY]

I tried to put a tissue out, but it was too late.
O SHI-
Looks like it is not a normal stain of witeout. ;o

[Ziek]

shoulda shamwowed it up!

[iWaddle]

btw, who were you doing it to? :rapeface:

edit: crank dat hot hot sweaty single person sex

[Pen Rua]

btw, who were you doing it to? :rapeface:
his mom. o:

Bleach it, or tell your mom you took ice-cream and it melted and stained. or tell her the truth;


"mom, i was so fappin last night. so now theres a stain. don't blame. it's not my fault i'm a teen and i look at nws stuff"

[Walnut]

Just fap all over it until it's all one color.

Dx

[LOL]

Just fap all over it until it's all one color.

Dx

XD that made my day


just spill something else on it.

[LOL]

...from doing the sort of activity that your average teenage guy does at two o'clock at night when nobody's around.

And... I kinda can't figure out how to get the stain out without washing the sheets. Will soap and water do the trick?

I think you were sleeping, that's what most of the teens do at 2 o clock.

It would explain a lot if it was just before noon :rapeface:

crap:wtf i posted in here before? oh wait.

[TomY]

that's what most of the teens do at 2 o clock.
58% of teens watch King of the Hill on adult swim at that hour.
the other 42% is in school :kirby101:

ps: i watch fresh prince of bel air :O

[Galacticboy7]

I don't know is that stain still there, but if it is, Take a glass of milk, spill some over the stain and then u could tell your parents that u spill milk.
In that way, it will look more ''real''

[John]

buy shamwow

[Derek553]

i smell an attention whoreeee :splash:

hi sugaaaaa

[John]

how to remove stain

- pour coke on stain
- get shamwow
- put shamwow on top of coke stain
- jump on shamwow over nine-thousand times
- punch the shamwow
- virtually dry on the bottom
- following me camera guy?

[Kani]

Simply lick it off.

Saliva does wonders.

[The Lost Alchemist]

Just stick it in the washing machine. :)

"Yo mom, my sheets are looking a little dirty. I'm gonna wash them kay?"
"Kay son. You are such a good boy who I know is not hiding anything from me."

[Log]

just tell your parents that you had to sneeze and it came out of your wang.