Ok so...

[LOL]

now ive been fappin for 4 years now and well i have these purple-ish veins on to sides of it and im startin to worry cuz they become more visible when i erect and i think it will explode one day while im fappin

what should i do if that happens? i cant go to doktor cuz my dad will kill me so is there anyway i can fix it?? halp!!!!

[iWaddle]

do a barrel roll

[Kani]

Sounds like AIDS to me, I feel sorry for you man.

[Worldking01]

Sounds like AIDS to me, I feel sorry for you man.

AIDs or Herpies. Just wait. It is better for it to fall off then to blow up... trust me.

[JESUS]

why are there so many threads about these things???! go see a doctor. :)

[Zmactarheel]

1. Cut it off
2. Post pics
3. ???
4. PROFIT!

[Rigs]

Veins are very common if you're circumcised.

[WANTED PENGUIN!]

stop motherfuckin fapping

[Zmactarheel]

stop motherfuckin fapping

If you were a male you would find this is extremely hard to do. Your hand becomes your best friend when you turn 12 or so.

[iWaddle]

If you were a male you would find this is extremely hard to do. Your hand becomes your best friend when you turn 12 or so.

Amen to that. I went two days without doing it and nearly died.

[Rigs]

Wait, Wanted Penguin, you're a girl?

So, out of curiosity, do you ever explore below the equator?

[iWaddle]

Wait, Wanted Penguin, you're a girl?

So, out of curiosity, do you ever explore below the equator?

no wonder why you cant get a girl :v:

[Melaugh]

Veins are very common if you're circumcised.

This post seems so . . . serious in this thread. :3

[Rigs]

no wonder why you cant get a girl :v:


Actually... I have a girlfriend. I've had two (who I cared about enough to call my girlfriend) in my life.

Funny thing is, compared to the majority of people here I must have a pretty good love life. =P

And BTW: iWaddle, the difference between me and you is that I respect women (and I'm not a tool). Which is why you will never be able to get a girlfriend.

[WANTED PENGUIN!]

Wait, Wanted Penguin, you're a girl?

So, out of curiosity, do you ever explore below the equator?

yes daddy

[Zmactarheel]

GUYS! Serious shit right here kay? I just accidentally my whole penis is this bad?

[WANTED PENGUIN!]

the whole thing!? maybe you should go to a doctor

[No-bah-de]

Uhh, I got some bad news for you...

Penicular Melingitus may be caused by one or more factors. The most common factors are an excessive amount of masturbation with rough objects, such as a hand or PVC pipe without lubrication, or blunt trauma to the urethra. Penicular Melingitus shows several signs, such as bulging veins and a redness or soreness of the penis during or after masturbation. Later symptoms include bleeding near the tip or a sharp stinging sensation. Caught early, Penicular Melingitus is simple enough to cure, but excessive masturbation combined with the lack of medical diagnosis can be serious. Should any of the aforementioned symptoms be noticed, you should stop strenuous masturbation immediately and see a doctor about your condition. He will tell you if you are masturbating too much and/or too rigorously. Left untreated, Penicular Melingitus can lead to the painful loss of skin around the urethra, combined with bleeding, and followed by possible risk of infection. If an infection sets in, you should be prepared for several weeks of agonizing pain, and the possible loss of part or all of your manhood.

[John]

Uhh, I got some bad news for you...

Penicular Melingitus may be caused by one or more factors. The most common factors are an excessive amount of masturbation with rough objects, such as a hand or PVC pipe without lubrication, or blunt trauma to the urethra. Penicular Melingitus shows several signs, such as bulging veins and a redness or soreness of the penis during or after masturbation. Later symptoms include bleeding near the tip or a sharp stinging sensation. Caught early, Penicular Melingitus is simple enough to cure, but excessive masturbation combined with the lack of medical diagnosis can be serious. Should any of the aforementioned symptoms be noticed, you should stop strenuous masturbation immediately and see a doctor about your condition. He will tell you if you are masturbating too much and/or too rigorously. Left untreated, Penicular Melingitus can lead to the painful loss of skin around the urethra, combined with bleeding, and followed by possible risk of infection. If an infection sets in, you should be prepared for several weeks of agonizing pain, and the possible loss of part or all of your manhood.
damn that must suck

[Zmactarheel]

the whole thing!? maybe you should go to a doctor

But the doctor his whole fucking hand. This day sucks... :[

[iWaddle]

the whole thing!? maybe you should go to a doctor

or maybe you should give it some action :cool:

[Zmactarheel]

or maybe you should give it some action :cool:

I gives it too much action... or my girlfriend does :ohyeah:. No, seriously, I actually do it too much... :[.

[WANTED PENGUIN!]

whenever you get the urge just look at pics of fat chicks

[Zmactarheel]

whenever you get the urge just look at pics of fat chicks

Leeettt'sss not even go there..

[Butters]

WAnted, by below the equator, that grabs my attention, does your finger go below the equator? :fap:

[WANTED PENGUIN!]

stfu butters what do you think below the equator means

[Zmactarheel]

Yes, she does. She drives to South America and sticks her finger over the Equator. I've seen her do it.

[iWaddle]

whenever you get the urge just look at pics of fat chicks

i just look at pics of you :awesome:

[Kani]

excessive amount of masturbation with rough objects, such as a hand or PVC pipe without lubrication

Shit, a PVC pipe? Never tried that

[Freez]

whenever you get the urge just look at pics of fat chicks

In party hats.

[LOL]

Veins are very common if you're circumcised.

well dat xplainz

ps: dat post about the infecshun is creepy.