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ashendrakar
05-12-2009, 07:41 AM
http://arsjerm.net/misc/chuck_norris_isnt_all_roundhouse_ki.gif
speaks for itself

BOOM HEADSHOT
Cammayyistammika
05-12-2009, 08:44 AM
yes he is cool ash
chuck norris pwns u all
Galacticboy7
05-12-2009, 11:16 AM
Chuck Norris = I-Will-kick-you-so-hard-that-u-will-forget-your-name !
7Styl3
05-12-2009, 01:08 PM
http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2008-01/chuck-norris-split-rock.jpg
_nitrogamer_
05-12-2009, 03:10 PM
that is the best animation EVER. he and billy mays are the best. seriously, if they were put together, they would create a sun!
Zmactarheel
05-12-2009, 05:57 PM
that is the best animation EVER. he and billy mays are the best. seriously, if they were put together, they would create a sun!

If Billy Mays and Chuck Norris were to ever SOMEHOW come into contact the world, as we know it, would end. And all of the atoms and molecules in your body would explode at the speed of light.. or.. nothing at all would happen.
_nitrogamer_
05-13-2009, 12:30 AM
If Billy Mays and Chuck Norris were to ever SOMEHOW come into contact the world, as we know it, would end. And all of the atoms and molecules in your body would explode at the speed of light.. or.. nothing at all would happen.

well, they managed to get a pic of when they were put together 65 million years ago. they got in a fight and this is what happened: http://starchild.gsfc.nasa.gov/Images/StarChild/solar_system_level2/sun_big.gif
poor dinosaurs.:O
Zmactarheel
05-13-2009, 12:35 AM
well, they managed to get a pic of when they were put together 65 million years ago. they got in a fight and this is what happened: http://starchild.gsfc.nasa.gov/Images/StarChild/solar_system_level2/sun_big.gif
poor dinosaurs.:O

SEE! I told you life as we know it would end and the atoms in our bodies would explode at the speed of light!
Rigs
05-13-2009, 12:36 AM
I love how all these kids on the internet talk about Chuck Norris while they have no idea who he is.
Zmactarheel
05-13-2009, 12:41 AM
I love how all these kids on the internet talk about Chuck Norris while they have no idea who he is.

Chuck Norris was in the show Walker Texas Ranger, my grandma used to watch it ALL the time. I forget what his partner's name was but he was black.
Agent Pointy
05-13-2009, 07:58 AM
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in the periodic Table.
He only accepts the element of surprise!;)

Thats what's pinned over our chemistry-class periodic table.

And, today, using my mega maths skills, I discoverered this:
Chuck Norris + Billy Mays = End of the human Race.