what a little dick

[WANTED PENGUIN!]

hey remember when you were a little kid? i bet you were a dick back then, weren't you. i just realized how fucked up little kids can be today when i saw a five year old in the pet store scaring the shit out of some birds. he kept sticking his hands in the cage. :(

i remember this one time i was little i found out i could DRAW on cars by scratching them with something sharp. i did it to my neighbors car and drew a bunch of different designs on it with some metal wire frame i found and then i lied about it and said i didn't do it. i really messed up his nice car :O

and this other time i remember i told my parents i hated them when they wouldn't buy me this doll or something in K•B toys. i started this stupid tantrum and i ran out of the store for about a block and humiliated my mom and dad.

post your stories itt

[No-bah-de]

hey remember when you were a little kid? i bet you were a dick back then, weren't you.

What are you talking about? I was a little angel.

[Dragonfire93]

I think I was more of a paranormal little kid. I was quiet, like I am now. I never asked for anything, and was happy with what I got. WEIRD. :O

[Payton]

Raluca, that K•B toys story must have taken some balls to post - and you don't even have balls. :greatjob:

[WANTED PENGUIN!]

^ thanks bro



i do not believe for one second that nobody on these forums has done anything douchy when they were little. :mad:

[Galacticboy7]

I used to steal eggs from neighbors, then trow them at their windows.
Nobody knows it was me

[LOL]

I used to fuck our neighbor's dog, cat, fish and wife.

[Check]

I used to fuck our neighbor's dog, cat, fish and wife.

Your neighbourhood must have some pretty fun pets wandering around now.
I used to do stuff like draw on photos of my older sister and lie about it (one time I scratched on a mustache and a pair of glasses with a pin, thereby ruining the photo permanently), and I had a lot of tantrums.

[Zmactarheel]

Your neighbourhood must have some pretty fun pets wandering around now.
I used to do stuff like draw on photos of my older sister and lie about it (one time I scratched on a mustache and a pair of glasses with a pin, thereby ruining the photo permanently), and I had a lot of tantrums.

Check was a naughty girl. :P

Anyway. I remember I pitched a fit to get a toy that was too expensive, and my dad picked me up and put me in the car while my mom finished shopping. I was like 7.

[Walnut]

I stole from a fucking church when I was four, okay?

God. Please don't send me to hell. :O

[Agent Pointy]

I stole about 7 of those little tape-measures from the hardware shop, each on a different occasion.

I also remember bouncing a ball in a shop, it accidently bounced out the door, and, no-one saw, so I just ran off.

Me and my friends were also obsessed with death/ghosts/vampires/zombies, (I dunno why) and I drew the word 'death' in crayon all over my floor.:huh:

[Drew618]

Me and my friends were also obsessed with death/ghosts/vampires/zombies, (I dunno why) and I drew the word 'death' in crayon all over my floor.:huh:

:dinosaur: You demented children.

I was just rude to everyone in general, but didn't do anything specific.

[Sam]

When I was about 7 my friend had these vicious cats so I got some, and made their lives hell, droppping them from a garage roof, putting them in wheelbarrows at top speeds, things like that, I wouldn't do that no though.

[Kani]

I used to steal all the tips from the other tables when I was in a restaurant.

I was only caught when I was 8.