post yer FML's

[WANTED PENGUIN!]

i don't mean ones from the website i mean real FML's that actually happened to you. if you live in a cave FML stands for fuck my life http://www.fmylife.com/ i wanted to post this because i was very sad today and i wanted to share it with you guys!

yesterday, my friend heard about a greenday concert. a greenday concert that was going to be really close to my school, they were gonna play in central park, and it was gonna be free. a free greenday concert SOIFSIFHIUGSHSIUGh they played there yesterday at 6:00 AM and i could have easily gone to the concert. and oh my jesus do i love greenday. they're one of my favorite bands. and she went to their concert without telling me, even though she knows i love greenday to death and we always go to concerts together :( :( :( FML!

ok thats my story you can post now but i wont really read it because i dont really care http://tomhq.net/images/y2dho864p2d5dmudspl.png

[Payton]

I had a great idea for a virtual world you could carry in your pocket, in which you create your own character that goes around on his or her very own adventure. In this adventure, you capture wild monsters, and train them for battle with other monsters. You catch these monsters in perfectly spherical balls that minimize the monsters so you can carry them with you. You run around collecting medals when you beat masters of these monsters to go to an elite four people with very powerful monsters, and if you beat them, you are the ultimate trainer. Your purpose is to fill up a portable dictionary of these monsters.

Someone took this idea and callled it 'Pokemon.' FML.

[Rigs]

Went to a fancy dance. My ever-so-loving girlfriend decided she wasn't in the mood to dance. I spent the rest of the evening sitting on the side of the dancefloor, talking to another guy and debating whether or not "The Times They Are A-Changin'" was a good song choice for the opening scene of Watchmen.

FML.

[Kani]

Last night I went out for dinner with some friends, I was lucky enough to sit right next to the cutest girl there. When we went out for a smoke she was already kinda drunk and put her arms around my neck. Right after that I receive a text from a friend who was watching from inside the restaurant: "Your girl has REALLY hairy armpits". FML

[Zmactarheel]

I hadn't heard from my friend in 4 days, and I wasn't able to contact him through any means. I called him, IM'ed him, and contemplated finding his dad's number but couldn't. The last night I got pissed so I called his cell, and he made it shut off, so I left him a message asking if we were friends. I IM'ed him on the computer, he replied, and it turns out he was just busy, and couldn't reply to anything, now he's keeping the message and is going to use it against me when he needs to. FML

[Ænima]

I was gonna jam with my band, but we couldn't because our bassist was "busy."

He prioritized taking a rock polishing tutorial instead of playing with the band. FML

[JESUS]

One time in second grade, I was on the schoolbus on the way home when all of a sudden, I had to puke. I was too nauseous to speak so I just threw up into my jacket...that I was wearing, and I didn't take it off. I sat with a bunch of puke on my sleeve the whole bus ride home. FML

I submitted that one, but it was a bit shorter, and it didn't get in. :(

[Ziek]

last month i was home alone and decided to tan on my roof, on my stomach.

when i stood up i forgot i had untied my top and found myself looking at my neighbor playing with his nephew outside. FML

[Clockwork]

I can't get on the internet without having to use a shitty computer.

[Ænima]

One time in second grade, I was on the schoolbus on the way home when all of a sudden, I had to puke. I was too nauseous to speak so I just threw up into my jacket...that I was wearing, and I didn't take it off. I sat with a bunch of puke on my sleeve the whole bus ride home. FML

I submitted that one, but it was a bit shorter, and it didn't get in. :(

That happened to me in first grade :(

edit:lol jesus puked himself :rapeface:

[iWaddle]

last month i was home alone and decided to tan on my roof, on my stomach.

when i stood up i forgot i had untied my top and found myself looking at my neighbor playing with his nephew outside. FML

fail.

this is kinda like jesus':

in second grade one day we had art class at the end of the day and I really had to piss but there wasnt time cuz right after art we had to rush to the classroom, pack our stuff, then get on the busses. so there i was on the bus trying to keep my piss in but in the middle of the ride it just came out and so there I was sitting in my jeans that were all warm and wet. thank god nobody sat with me that day. FML

[Rigs]

Today I learned I had received a terrible grade on a film project for school. I wondered how that had happened, and I thought back to when I had told my teacher, "Avid is a crippled program, I'd rather use Final Cut which doesn't suck." I later learned from a friend that my teacher has a prosthetic leg. Basically, I just told my teacher that she is a cripple, and thus sucks. FML.

[Kani]

That happened to me in first grade :(

That happened to me at my father's second wedding.

Noone likes to wear a damn suit at the age of 6, I didn't even bother to open the fly.