Add a sentence to this story!

[LOL]

This is kind of like those three/six word story games, but I decided to expand it into a sentence kind of thing. The "rules" are simple, I'll start the story below and everyone just adds on the next sentence. Bonus points if you quote the post to keep everything flowing.http://penguinforum.miniclip.com/images/smilies/toungeT.png

Here is the starter:
The other day, there was a reptile who decided to watch TV.

[Snookie]

The reptile, called Dracophile, gives LOL an award for making this forum exactly like MCCP.

[Dracophile]

And then everybody died.

[Worldking01]

Except for Worldking01 who saved the day... enslaving everybody.

[LOL]

who failed because everyone except him was dead so he :fap:ped all day long and died miserably.

[Monotony]

But Monotony comes along and says victoriously:

[LOL]

whoops I swallowed mai lazor. How do i shoop da whoop?

[Check]

And then Check said "Hold on, let me just reach down your throat and then we can-" BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!! :U

[John]

and The End.

[Check]

And then after John had been blown up by Godzilla, a reptile decided to watch some tv.

[LOL]

Then got on computer and created a thread called add asentence to this story.

[Check]

Then a magic and extremely attractive forumer called Check came on and said,

[LOL]

good job

[Check]

For her next act, she cured world poverty, swine flu and the global recession with her bare hands and a small amount of win, and the whole world cheered.

[LOL]

Then they all charged their lazors and....

[Dragonfire93]

And then that same reptile got up, and jumped so high that he ended up in the upper stratosphere. :O

[Check]

Where all his clothes burnt up on his fall back to earth due to terminal velocity and friction OH YES SUCK ON THAT MRS W!

[McKillah]

Cucumbers vigorously landed on his face. Like peanut butter. THEN.
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