Favorite Movie Quotes? Post 'em itt.

[Rigs]

"Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!"

- Kaylee Frye, Serenity

"You ain't leading but two things right now. Jack and shit. And Jack left town."

- Ash Williams, Evil Dead 3

[Walnut]

Lt. Nyota Uhura: I'll be monitoring your frequency.
-Star Trek

[JESUS]

Goodbye mama, now you can have ice cream in heavan! I'll see you again tonight when I go to bed in my head movies. But this head movie makes my eyes rain!
Tugg Speedman (as Simple Jack) - Tropic Thunder

haha.

[Log]

Life's like a box of....
-Forrest Gump
You know the rest. I LOVE THAT MOVIE AND QUOTE!!!!!

Vote for Pedro
-Napoleon Dynamite

You like to see homos naked?
-Joe Dirt

[Tolni]

GARBAGE DAY!
- Silent Night,Deadly Night II

[MaDsEaSoN]

Your “best”! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. - The Rock

[Dylan]

"Cable guy!"
Jim Carrey, The Cable Guy

[Moose]

"Lets play a game. How about who can go the longest without talking?
"My mom loves that game!"
-UP

[Butters]

This one has been my favorite for a long time:

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[Kani]

- I'm gonna say the same thing any man with two penises says when his tailor asks him if he dresses to the right or left.
- What's that?
- Yes.

Josh Hartnett in Lucky Number Slevin

[maitias]

"Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God? Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you, never wanted you, and in all probability, he HATES you. It's not the worst thing that can happen. We don't NEED HIM. Fuck redemption, man! Fuck damnation! We're god's unwanted children? SO BE IT"

-Tyler Durden, Fight Club.

[Chief]

From the most recent movie I went watch at the cinema

"You didn't betray me, you betrayed yourself. "

Now guess who says that.

[Dylan]

From the most recent movie I went watch at the cinema

"You didn't betray me, you betrayed yourself. "

Now guess who says that.
Optimus Prime :cool: