Payton
07-15-2009, 04:13 AM
Tonight I was walking through the theater, and I saw quite possibly the worst movie cardboard cutouts ever. Not exaggerating.
FIRST, I got to walk past "Planet 51," which is a movie that's apparently about some moon man who lands on some unknown planet and shits himself because it's full of advanced life forms that have given in to America's consumerist ways. :greatjob:
SECONDLY, I happened to walk past not one, but two cardboard cutouts of 2012, a film that was probably written scared five year old. I literally almost bawwwwwwwwwwed at the sight of this. But it only gets worse from here.
THIRD UP, I saw the HUEG(3.jpg) banner of the squeak-qual (LOL C WUT I DID THAR yeah it was on the banner dip shit) for Alvin and the Chipmunks. Oh, great, moar Alvin and the Chipmunks, as if the first wasn't fucking annoying and didn't ruin virtually every song out there that was or had a chance of being successful. And, we end up with...
... G-Force, which has even MOAR hamsters. I imagine the "G" stands for "gay," because the movie is going to fucking bomb.
:bobsaget:
FIRST, I got to walk past "Planet 51," which is a movie that's apparently about some moon man who lands on some unknown planet and shits himself because it's full of advanced life forms that have given in to America's consumerist ways. :greatjob:
SECONDLY, I happened to walk past not one, but two cardboard cutouts of 2012, a film that was probably written scared five year old. I literally almost bawwwwwwwwwwed at the sight of this. But it only gets worse from here.
THIRD UP, I saw the HUEG(3.jpg) banner of the squeak-qual (LOL C WUT I DID THAR yeah it was on the banner dip shit) for Alvin and the Chipmunks. Oh, great, moar Alvin and the Chipmunks, as if the first wasn't fucking annoying and didn't ruin virtually every song out there that was or had a chance of being successful. And, we end up with...
... G-Force, which has even MOAR hamsters. I imagine the "G" stands for "gay," because the movie is going to fucking bomb.
:bobsaget: