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Karpolo
07-16-2009, 09:34 AM
It's the best show EVARRR. :awesome:

Cannon Fodder™
07-16-2009, 11:14 PM
I have it here. It's about 2 AM so I watched it.
Pretty funny, bold one is my fav.

Rigs
07-17-2009, 09:07 PM
KRAMER: Hey, Georgie.

JERRY AND ELAINE: Hi.

(George sits down next to Elaine - opposite Kramer)

JERRY: (To George) What's the matter?

GEORGE: (Slowly shakes his head) My mother caught me.

JERRY: "Caught" you? Doing what?

GEORGE: You know. (All three give him blank stares) I was alone..

ELAINE: (Making a face of surprise) You mean..?!

GEORGE: (Nods) Uh-huh.

KRAMER: (Laughing) She caught you?

(Elaine laughs with Kramer)

JERRY: Where?

GEORGE: (Not really wanting to embellish) ..I stopped by the house to drop the car off, and I went inside for a few minutes.. Nobody was there - they're supposed to be working. (Jerry and Elaine look at each other - enjoying the story) My mother had a Glamour magazine, I started leafing through it..

JERRY: "Glamour"?

(Kramer and Elaine laugh slightly)

GEORGE: ..So, one thing lead to another..

JERRY: So, what did she do?

GEORGE: First she screams, "George, what are you doing?! My God!" And it looked like she was gonna faint - she started clutching the wall, trying to hang onto it.

KRMAER: (Reflecting on the story so far) Man..

GEORGE: I didn't know whether to try and keep her from falling, or zip up.

JERRY: What did you do?

GEORGE: I zipped up!

Ænima
08-14-2009, 09:22 PM
I've seen some episodes, it's pretty good. Jerry's gonna be a cable-boy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r76k8uB3p98

PS: 200th post let's all get drunk! :D

Dannyboy
08-18-2009, 07:57 AM
What's up with that?!!