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Karpolo
07-16-2009, 09:34 AM
It's the best show EVARRR. :awesome:
Cannon Fodder™
07-16-2009, 11:14 PM
I have it here. It's about 2 AM so I watched it.
Pretty funny, bold one is my fav.
KRAMER: Hey, Georgie.
JERRY AND ELAINE: Hi.
(George sits down next to Elaine - opposite Kramer)
JERRY: (To George) What's the matter?
GEORGE: (Slowly shakes his head) My mother caught me.
JERRY: "Caught" you? Doing what?
GEORGE: You know. (All three give him blank stares) I was alone..
ELAINE: (Making a face of surprise) You mean..?!
GEORGE: (Nods) Uh-huh.
KRAMER: (Laughing) She caught you?
(Elaine laughs with Kramer)
JERRY: Where?
GEORGE: (Not really wanting to embellish) ..I stopped by the house to drop the car off, and I went inside for a few minutes.. Nobody was there - they're supposed to be working. (Jerry and Elaine look at each other - enjoying the story) My mother had a Glamour magazine, I started leafing through it..
JERRY: "Glamour"?
(Kramer and Elaine laugh slightly)
GEORGE: ..So, one thing lead to another..
JERRY: So, what did she do?
GEORGE: First she screams, "George, what are you doing?! My God!" And it looked like she was gonna faint - she started clutching the wall, trying to hang onto it.
KRMAER: (Reflecting on the story so far) Man..
GEORGE: I didn't know whether to try and keep her from falling, or zip up.
JERRY: What did you do?
GEORGE: I zipped up!
Ænima
08-14-2009, 09:22 PM
I've seen some episodes, it's pretty good. Jerry's gonna be a cable-boy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r76k8uB3p98
PS: 200th post let's all get drunk! :D
Dannyboy
08-18-2009, 07:57 AM
What's up with that?!!
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