Writing as a profession fucking blows.

[Dracophile]

So I responded to a Help Wanted ad that played the tune of "we need a couple of people to review websites they either love or hate, pay is $300+ a week". I instantly thought "yeah, I can write about shitty websites all day if I get paid for it". I expressed interest in the posting. This is what I got back:

Hi there,

Thanks for your interest in the website reviewer position. We are currently looking for honest people with a keen eye for detail to visit various adult sites online and write the things they like and dislike about each. We will require 12 reviews per week which are due by 2pm EST every Friday.

The starting wage for this post is $350 per week which rises after 6 months. No previous experience is required for this position. The only requirement we have is that you submit a 100-word review of the members area at a pre-selected site (www.fungirltime.com). It's completely free to join so don't worry about any costs (be sure to cancel within 3 days or you will be billed).

Please submit this review to -x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x- within 48 hours if you're still interested. This position can be taken from anywhere, it's going to be a home-based position. If this isn't for you we thank you for your time.

Thanks for your time

-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-

Are you fucking kidding me? Fucking porn sites? Really? Really?

Maybe for some people in a disgusting world that smells like unwashed clothes and semen this is some kind of dream job to have but how the FUCK do you visit 12 porn sites in 7 days and look at all of their content and write about all of them?

That's about 50 porn sites a month, or 600 per year. Wow.

On the other hand that IS good pay. But not my cup of tea.

[Cannon Fodder™]

I'll follow you on that.
Em, I would decline it just like you, I mean real, making a short decsirpbtion about
porn sites isn't my cup of tea either.
And, 600 porn sites per year ? Wow, that just, wow

[McKillah]

Hmmm, the porn and the money, or MCPF, Gatoraids and Miniclip forums....hmmm...?

75% no. 25% yes.

ZOMG.

[Cannon Fodder™]

I would rather be on 15 members forum then going from pne porn website to other

[Worldking01]

If your not addicted to porn now... you sure as hell will be once you quit your job.

[JESUS]

lmfao. they didnt mention this in the original ad?

"oh yeah and its porn sites youre reviewing"

[Shoe of all Cosmos]

Why would a person not want to review porn sites?

Sounds like a scam, really.

[Dracophile]

lmfao. they didnt mention this in the original ad?

"oh yeah and its porn sites youre reviewing"

They did not, actually.

[Karpolo]

It would have been funny to read your reviews. :D

[Dracophile]

It would have been funny to read your reviews. :D

"Sadly, the lack of Double Penetration All Access Black Cock Extreme like the name of the website implies is a major letdown. I give this website 2/5."

[Chosen]

you left the pr0n link in the email, bro :D

[Dracophile]

you left the pr0n link in the email, bro :D

I only punched out the contact information.

[.:Rebel:.]

If you can get paid for this, I should be paid for looking at 4chan.

[Projectmatt]

Sounds like a fun job to me. wait wha-