Dora the Explorer is soo an Illegal Immigrant...

[iWaddle]

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/object/1347/109/n2210922355_27284.jpg

Ok, so here's the deal... If you need the explanations they're all around you...

1) She speaks spanish... she speaks spanish perfectly... what is she like...5? Her backpack even speaks spanish perfectly!

2) That backpack of hers has EVERYTHING in it! And we're talking everything! Life support, water/food, clothing for any weather, ropes, grappling hooks, shoes.... i mean c'mon!

3) She's carrying a freaking ZOO with her! I mean, she has a monkey, an band of insects, a bajillion other animals! Really! What kind of legal immigrant has that many pets!?

4) She's always on an "adventure" to transport a "package" to some destination and is always being stalked by a person trying to take that package... i mean... really, Swiper is so obviously some sort of border patrol person trying to collect evidence of Dora's entire narcotics trafficking buisness

The evidence is so obvious and around you guys! And they're even poisoning our little children with them... Who wants our toddlers to grow up knowing spanish before english?! Even if it's the USA...

What do you think?

taken from Facebook

[Rathu]

Agreed. I shames me...

[Nickypenny]

That is ridiculous! They should have sent her back a while ago! Since when can 5 year olds jump high fences. :question:

[conman]

Gasp! How dare you accuse such a nice person!

[MuSiC!]

And her cousins are illegal immigrants too! What are they teaching the children! :O

[Playstation]

Poor Dora. She is gonna go to jail because of you guys.

[Ænima]

Swiper not steal! Swiper NOT steal!

But yeah Dora, you're illegal. See you in hell.

[John]

Sniper no shooting, Sniper no shooting, sniper no... *BANG*

Awful

[Worldking01]

And Twinki Winki supports gay rights!

[Derek553]

LOL I laughed when I saw that picture. Dora IS an illegal immigrant. Did you take that picture on one of those cam sites where you can monitor the American-Mexican border? :o

[Chief]

Wait a second..
Why are you guys talking about a "for 2 years-old" tv show?

[Worldking01]

Wait... who ever said Dora was even in the United States?

[Captain Fiskers]

Dora is the reason we have swine flu where I live. /:

Bitch.

[The Lost Alchemist]

I blame the Map. He was always out to get Dora, and now he led her down a path where jail is the only thing she can call "Casa".

[The Chandrunator]

Thanks for letting us in on this shocking news iWaddle.

[Melaugh]

She is also on crack (proof): Here. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36GDN_EBNaE)
AND
She is the new spokesperson for Geico: Here. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxaMKAENONc)

[The Chandrunator]

She is also on crack (proof): Here. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36GDN_EBNaE)
AND
She is the new spokesperson for Geico: Here. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxaMKAENONc)

What is Nick teaching our youth? :O

[Melaugh]

What is Nick teaching our youth? :O

That heroin is tasty and you can get great insurance with Geico.

[Dracophile]

six million dollar dora

[Sassafras]

After seeing that border jump picture, I lost all my respect for Dora. She was once a hero, but no longer. I must rid myself of my dora band-aids.

[Dylan]

She can jump pretty high... damn.

[Mook]

This is why we need to close the borders so people like Dora won't get through.:kirby101:

[Checker Knight]

She might also have Swine Flu.:v:

[Monotony]

We need Super Dora Bros.
It would be about visiting the most countries and beating up presidents.

[Sassafras]

Nevermind, I take back what I said of Dora.

Dora is fuckin' fly.

[The Chandrunator]

Now I understand all those Nuke Mexico comments :P

[Log]

Yo that's the ho that gave me swine flu! I'mma slap a bitch!

[Melaugh]

The "new" Dora will look like this:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/20/Dora_grows_up.jpg/120px-Dora_grows_up.jpg
The owners/producers of the show gave her a makeover, for the new season(s).
At least her face isn't fat anymore.

[DirkD]

Sadly I disagree. I mean, I think she has is legal. Her mom and dad work for a drug store in downtown dallas.

[Ziek]

so i found out how she got the swine flu guys.

http://i41.tinypic.com/2lw6avq.jpg

[Samwesty999]

so i found out how she got the swine flu guys.

:O I'm never watching that TV show again. It might get passed to me through the screen.
Oops! Did I just say that?

[iWaddle]

The "new" Dora will look like this:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/20/Dora_grows_up.jpg/120px-Dora_grows_up.jpg
The owners/producers of the show gave her a makeover, for the new season(s).
At least her face isn't fat anymore.

I'd tap that. :awesome:

[Walnut]

Dora and I eat tacos together while drinking alcohol underaged and selling crack on the streets.

Dora es mi amiga mexicana.

[The Chandrunator]

Dora and I eat tacos together while drinking alcohol underaged and selling crack on the streets.

Dora es mi amiga mexicana.

Por que Wally? Por que haces cosas ilegales?

Hey, if you hang out with illegal immigrants, then you should pick up some Spanish.

[Walnut]

Por que Wally? Por que haces cosas ilegales?

Hey, if you hang out with illegal immigrants, then you should pick up some Spanish.

Porque me encanta las drogas y me encanta Dora mi proveedor. <3

Amen. More Spanish than I would ever learn in real school.

[Basketcase1]

Dora explores jungles. :ohyeah:

[Ænima]

This is Dora's anthem:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqQv3qef21A

[Nickypenny]

doraz pretty :fap: i like dis thred